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Grooming Down Below and How You Do It

lurchadams said:
Miss Governess as the only representative I know of of the millennial community please mark me.

Naughty-bit grooming I understand is becoming quite the art form amongst kids your age - in pornos some women have their initials carved above their hoo-hahs in the small putting-green of their kitty-carpet remaining. <--- a friend told me that.

So my question to you is this:

How are you this fine morning?
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I'm doing great, thanks! :)
 
Jesse Booth said:
I personally like to let my crotch covering grow out, but at a certain point, it becomes incredibly difficult to keep the shedding manageable. I find that the easiest way to deal with that without actually expending any effort is to pour some milk in there & let the neighborhood cats lick all the tangles and dead hairs out.
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My kind sir, when your father encouraged you to, "go out and score some *****" he certainly should have elaborated!

Jesse Booth said:
My neighbors used to be a bit of a legal nuisance over my revolutionary grooming habits, but we've come to an understanding. They don't let their kids go out on Saturday afternoons, and I installed a wire network around my house so they could keep their pets away with shock collars. Doesn't bother me one bit, strays work faster anyway.
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This paragraph is especially disturbing. There is no continuity between the subject of the first paragraph and that of the second.

Are you two people?

Edit: Wait, ok. I read the whole thing again. I get it now! I feel like "Joey" in friends. The last one the get the joke.

Good one sir!
 
lurchadams said:
Guys, it is what you're thinking. I'm talking about self-care down below, how you guys do it and your technique. I'll start:

Within this ballyhoo we all reside, with it's "unexpected booty calls" and it's "spontaneous rainbow parties" hairy balls are never advisable. I let me ball hair grow out all winter while I'm hibernating, then, in the spring I head to the garage, fire up the hedge trimmer and go to town on myself. For those challenging areas I hijack my lover's Epilady, listen to the sound of a little girl screaming, realize it's me and shortly thereafter - done.

When freshly shorn one can clearly see their reflection in my ballsack.

Who's next please and remember - there is no wrong answer!
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I get more action from my hubby when the junk yard is well maintained.

It is about hygiene and comfort for me.

Norelco Phillips and a steady hand.
 
Its the last place I want to see gray hair, so it goes bare.

And it makes life much more fun....
 
I was born in 1957 so as you might well imagine, my first awareness of naked bodies was retro style.
That said, I practice reasonable grooming to make what's there look relatively normal, but seeing as how I actually resemble the guy in Airyaman's post #6, let's just say "normal" is a relative term and while it is "normal" for me, it probably isn't for you.

I make a special effort trim off upper arm, shoulder and back hair. I can't stand the way that looks.
The downstairs area gets a trim but I do not put cutting instruments near the sack. That's just inviting trouble.

I don't seek out the hirsute look in women but my fondest early memories were of the retro look, so let's just say that the bare look for me equals "Eeek I feel like a child molester" when I see it, so it's perfectly welcome to see some fur as far as I am concerned, it's part of nature's decoration.
That is how naked women looked when I was becoming a young man so of course, that is what I identify with.
 
CriticalThought said:
I get more action from my hubby when the junk yard is well maintained.

It is about hygiene and comfort for me.

Norelco Phillips and a steady hand.
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Sir, I must warn you that upon one fateful day my Norelco mutinied resulting in a manscaping accident so severe medical scholars still display it's pictures at their drunken conventions. Sadly, my junk is an AMA laughingstock. I would not trust your Norelco sir! I look at a Norelco like their those things in, "The Matrix", you know the things I'm talking about - the things with huge metal tentacles and claws that Keneau Reeves was always having such a huge cow about all the time?

But I fear I digress.

Should you attempt to groom your hairy ass with a Norelco, sir, beware! Your troubles will be all behind you!
 
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lurchadams said:
Dude. You need to thin the surrounding foliage so that the tree is visible. Please heed my words of wisdom here.
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I go back and forth between having just a little bit of hair, to having nothing and all, and just shaving it all smooth.

I had a GF who bribed me into getting my junk and butt waxed. Gotta tell ya', it wasn't as bad as I expected, and I got ****ed and sucked like I just got back from the Moon.
 
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Checkerboard Strangler said:
I was born in 1957 so as you might well imagine, my first awareness of naked bodies was retro style.
That said, I practice reasonable grooming to make what's there look relatively normal, but seeing as how I actually resemble the guy in Airyaman's post #6, let's just say "normal" is a relative term and while it is "normal" for me, it probably isn't for you.

I make a special effort trim off upper arm, shoulder and back hair. I can't stand the way that looks.
The downstairs area gets a trim but I do not put cutting instruments near the sack. That's just inviting trouble.

I don't seek out the hirsute look in women but my fondest early memories were of the retro look, so let's just say that the bare look for me equals "Eeek I feel like a child molester" when I see it, so it's perfectly welcome to see some fur as far as I am concerned, it's part of nature's decoration.
That is how naked women looked when I was becoming a young man so of course, that is what I identify with.
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Sir, regarding the bolded I have a memorable experience I'd like to share. I was participating in a rugby tournament in Puerto Vallarta during my youth. I was a very young man then, no older than 35. On an excursion to a naturally formed waterfall above the city I spied a young lady with a flower in her hair - her soft hair flowing in the breeze, both on top and down below. What I'm tried to say here, is that this young woman, a spry lass no older than 46 was wearing a two-piece bikini but the poor damsel must not vacation much in warm areas because she seemed bereft of the necessity of personal, intimate grooming. What I'm trying to tell you is that this tropical princess appears as though Larry from The Three Stooges was cemented in her trou.

I nevertheless bedded this hairy treasure that fine day. Thankfully, she was willing to lower her standards.

Fortunately, our lovemaking included the event where I regale my oral skills upon her. I recall she tasted like peaches and subsequent to my masterful oral service, I noticed food particles and plaque formerly located in my teeth and gums has somehow been efficerated.

Hirsute women = Superior male oral health, dude!
 
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MovingPictures said:
I go back and forth between having just a little bit of hair, to having nothing and all, and just shaving it all smooth.

I had a GF who bribed me into getting my junk and butt waxed. Gotta tell ya', it wasn't as bad as I expected, and I got ****ed and sucked like I just got back from the Moon.
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I've heard that about about Astronauts. They both drive Hummers and get hummers.

Yes, sir. I, indeed I have heard that.
 
americanwoman said:
After taking 5 courses in landing strip maintenance at the local community college, I am now certified at crafting the perfect landing strip for my husband to land his Antonov An-225 Mriya. ;)
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Are there landing lights and “ground control?”

:mrgreen:
 
americanwoman said:
:lol: These days you're gonna need one of those weed whackers that's already been posted.
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The “plane” is equipped with six turbofan engines...............turbo weedwackers!
 
lurchadams said:
Sir, regarding the bolded I have a memorable experience I'd like to share. I was participating in a rugby tournament in Puerto Vallarta during my youth. I was a very young man then, no older than 35. On an excursion to a naturally formed waterfall above the city I spied a young lady with a flower in her hair - her soft hair flowing in the breeze, both on top and down below. What I'm tried to say here, is that this young woman, a spry lass no older than 46 was wearing a two-piece bikini but the poor damsel must not vacation much in warm areas because she seemed bereft of the necessity of personal, intimate grooming. What I'm trying to tell you is that this tropical princess appears as though Larry from The Three Stooges was cemented in her trou.

I nevertheless bedded this hairy treasure that fine day. Thankfully, she was willing to lower her standards.

Fortunately, our lovemaking included the event where I regale my oral skills upon her. I recall she tasted like peaches and subsequent to my masterful oral service, I noticed food particles and plaque formerly located in my teeth and gums has somehow been efficerated.

Hirsute women = Superior male oral health, dude!
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That really made me chuckle.
Frank Zappa wrote a few verses if my memory serves me right. Something about moving to Montana soon and becoming a dental floss tycoon.
I see silky triangles and to my mind, they look like an invitation to put my face there and keep warm :D
Nice kitty, nice kitty :)

I'm sure it makes no sense to anybody born after Carter left office, it probably frightens them to death. :lamo
 
Checkerboard Strangler said:
That really made me chuckle.
Frank Zappa wrote a few verses if my memory serves me right. Something about moving to Montana soon and becoming a dental floss tycoon.
I see silky triangles and to my mind, they look like an invitation to put my face there and keep warm :D
Nice kitty, nice kitty :)

I'm sure it makes no sense to anybody born after Carter left office, it probably frightens them to death. :lamo
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My neighbor came upon some smut mags in his dad's garage recently from the 70's. My neighbor's about 15 years younger than me. I don't think he's ever seen hair down there on a woman before!
 
The "Bush Be Gone" masculine hair reduction system, New, from ACME!!

From the people that brought you "rocket skates", and the ever popular "Anvil Catapult", we give you the latest in below the beltline grooming;



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"It was fast and easy to use; 6 months after use and I have not had a single hair grow back.....or my epidermis" -W. Coyote
 
lurchadams said:
My neighbor came upon some smut mags in his dad's garage recently from the 70's. My neighbor's about 15 years younger than me. I don't think he's ever seen hair down there on a woman before!
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You know, this stuff goes in cycles, like everything else. When I was a kid, the ideal sex symbol had a lot of curves, then suddenly they were supposed to be skinny, androgynous and waif-like, with a short Dutch Boy hairdo.
Ay carumba those were terrible times, LOL.

What makes me laugh is, for the ladies, they too have been thrown back and forth with these trends. The ideal male for some women my daughter's age is supposed to look like an anime guy, androgynous, somewhat "asian" with a skinny frame and a non-threatening monosyllabic drone to his voice that belies his masculinity.

For women my wife's age, when they were young, the ideal male was supposed to have an exaggerated jaw, slitted eyes and clean shaven face, and some kind of job where he had to wear baggy drawstring trousers.

In my heyday we were all supposed to be rocking that "70's porn-stache", LOL.
And I was rocking one the very first day I met my wife in 1984.

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Bum said:
The "Bush Be Gone" masculine hair reduction system, New, from ACME!!

From the people that brought you "rocket skates", and the ever popular "Anvil Catapult", we give you the latest in below the beltline grooming;



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"It was fast and easy to use; 6 months after use and I have not had a single hair grow back.....or my epidermis" -W. Coyote
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Remember when they first caught 9/11 mastermind Khalid Shiekh Mohammed?

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That's what I look like when I first wake up in the morning. I need that flamethrower gadget.
 
Checkerboard Strangler said:
Remember when they first caught 9/11 mastermind Khalid Shiekh Mohammed?

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That's what I look like when I first wake up in the morning. I need that flamethrower gadget.
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Dude!

Thats some major Wookie genetics!

Is it just me or does he kinda mind folks of Ron Jeremy??
 
beancounter said:
Dude, let it grow.

Hairy chest, hairy testicals, hair hair everywhere.

This pubic service announcement has been brought to you by a child of the 70's.
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Or just by the 70’s itself.
 
Checkerboard Strangler said:
You know, this stuff goes in cycles, like everything else. When I was a kid, the ideal sex symbol had a lot of curves, then suddenly they were supposed to be skinny, androgynous and waif-like, with a short Dutch Boy hairdo.
Ay carumba those were terrible times, LOL.

What makes me laugh is, for the ladies, they too have been thrown back and forth with these trends. The ideal male for some women my daughter's age is supposed to look like an anime guy, androgynous, somewhat "asian" with a skinny frame and a non-threatening monosyllabic drone to his voice that belies his masculinity.

For women my wife's age, when they were young, the ideal male was supposed to have an exaggerated jaw, slitted eyes and clean shaven face, and some kind of job where he had to wear baggy drawstring trousers.

In my heyday we were all supposed to be rocking that "70's porn-stache", LOL.
And I was rocking one the very first day I met my wife in 1984.
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"In my heyday we were all supposed to be rocking that "70's porn-stache", LOL."

Oh I am with you there, my brother. Wonderful pic of you, two by the way. I was porn-staching it until about 7 years ago. Some told me that in my college days I looked like Mark Spitz (totally just dated myself!).

Then 7 years ago I grew a full beard. Shortly thereafter I realized the only hair left on my face NOT gray WAS the stache. So I lopped it all of and have been clean-shaven ever since. I actually prefer it that way. Taking care of a full beard is so much more of a chore, and not many chicks my age dig them.
 
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