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Someone please help me to make sense of women and chocolate.

Sounds as if your wife is going through “mental pause”.

Tell her that chocolate somewhat inhibits your libido. You’ve always found chocolate to be an excellent substitute for wild kinky sex. She will buy you boxes of chocolate on a regular basis.
 
Wow... Those are amazing prices!

Ridiculous prices. And the place is packed all the time.

When you walk in, it appears like a tiny chocolate store, two small counters selling pre-boxed and chocolate bars, in the back it opens into an area with about 40 4 seat tiny tables. At least a half hour to 45 minute wait for a table. You get to spend $30 per person for a chocolate drink and a few ganache while you place your takeout order delivered to your table by the waitress or waiter from the "What's Fresh Daily Catalog" as you enjoy the ganache and drink. You leave with very pretty shopping bags, and a feeling you've been mugged because your pockets are now empty and you've sold your first born. So its OK, because there's now a college education you no longer have to pay for.

They have customers who drop by daily, and know the staff on a first name basis. Nuts!
 
Ridiculous prices. And the place is packed all the time.

When you walk in, it appears like a tiny chocolate store, two small counters selling pre-boxed and chocolate bars, in the back it opens into an area with about 40 4 seat tiny tables. At least a half hour to 45 minute wait for a table. You get to spend $30 per person for a chocolate drink and a few ganache while you place your takeout order delivered to your table by the waitress or waiter from the "What's Fresh Daily Catalog" as you enjoy the ganache and drink. You leave with very pretty shopping bags, and a feeling you've been mugged because your pockets are now empty and you've sold your first born. So its OK, because there's now a college education you no longer have to pay for.

They have customers who drop by daily, and know the staff on a first name basis. Nuts!

Hey, for others, the treat is to buy shots of expensive liquor. There is a gentleman's club I occasionally go to. They have a bottle of REMY MARTIN LOUIS XIII on the shelf. Shots of that are something like $300 a shot, and they sell it sometimes.
 
Pffft. This is nothing. Try hiding a table saw. Of course, you put it in the shop because she never goes there and that's where it belongs to start with, right? Wrong. They know. I don't know how they know, but they do. It has a lot to do with post #7, so we'll forever be in the dark about this source of knowledge.

After I retired I gave most of my big tools to a handy neighbor. We can get 2 cars in our garage now that the larger items are cluttering HIS garage and if I need a big saw, I know where it is.
 
SHE likes all chocolate but I prefer "with nuts" so she buys "nut free" just to spite me....
When desperate, she will even eat bakers chocolate, or dark chocolate.

As for OP, does she do the "diet 24 hours and then binge for 24 hours" routine? Could be you offered the wrong treat for that particular day.
 
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