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If you could ask Jesus questions..

Why are they mutually exclusive?

The underlying theme of different Bible versions is the same, just as the basic melody of cover versions of popular songs by different artists with different styles stays the same..;)
 
What would you ask him?
Post them here and I'll have a guess at how he'd reply.
My "credentials"?- I'm a non-denominational 'Freelance Christian' and modestly claim to know something about the bible and have gained quite a fan following as I've strutted my stuff in assorted discussion forums over the years under various screennames, as well as getting the usual hate mail..;)

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Excuse me, but what is humble about claiming to know Jesus well enough to speak for Him?

Sir, that is the most pride filled and arrogant claim I have come across as a Christian. Shame on you
 
Excuse me, but what is humble about claiming to know Jesus well enough to speak for Him?

Sir, that is the most pride filled and arrogant claim I have come across as a Christian. Shame on you

You got it. :)
 
The underlying theme of different Bible versions is the same, just as the basic melody of cover versions of popular songs by different artists with different styles stays the same..;)

That doesn't really answer the question though.

Why can't the bible be both full of contradictions and also have been rewritten a bunch of times.

Surely the latter actually makes the argument for the former stronger?
 
Excuse me, but what is humble about claiming to know Jesus well enough to speak for Him? Sir, that is the most pride filled and arrogant claim I have come across as a Christian. Shame on you

Anybody (not just me) can know Jesus well enough by simply reading the gospels, and I'm reminding them of that fact..;)
 
Yes I KNOW Jesus was not God because he said so himself..;)-

"I am going to the Father, for my Father is greater than I" (John 14:28 )
"Why do you call me good? No one is good except God alone" (Luke 18:19)
"Only God knows when Judgement Day will be, I don't know myself" (Mark 13:32)
"I say nothing of my own accord, i only say what my father tells me to say.." (John 12:49)
"I am going to my Father and your Father, my God and your God" (John 20:17)


High Priest asks - "Are you the Son of God?", and Jesus replies - "I am" (Mark 14:61)
God himself said - "This is my beloved Son, listen to him" (Matt 17:5)

So you googled a few cherry picked verses that seem to support your assertion. :shrug: What about the verses where Jesus says He is God? And why did you originally say, He was "half human"? Again, your ignorance is showing. ;)
 
That doesn't really answer the question though.
Why can't the bible be both full of contradictions and also have been rewritten a bunch of times.
Surely the latter actually makes the argument for the former stronger?

There's a whole bunch of things in all bible versions that show it in a less than squeaky-clean light, but to their credit no writers have edited them out and it's come down to us over the centuries warts and all, hence we know we can trust it..:)
For example Jesus wasn't much to look at -"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him" (Isaiah 53:2)

And Paul was nothing to write home about - "For his letters, say they, are weighty and powerful, but his appearance is unimpressive, and he speaks poorly" (2 Cor 10:10)

And Moses admitted to being unable to think on his feet- "O Lord, I have never been eloquent, i'm slow of speech and tongue." (Exodus 4:10)

And Jonah was so scared he refused pointblank to be a prophet and jumped on a ship to escape, bad call - "Jonah ran away from the Lord and headed for Tarshish." (Jonah 1:3)

And young Jeremiah tried to talk his way out of the job - "Lord i'm no good at speaking, i'm too young and people won't take me seriously" (Jeremiah 1:6)

Jesus's mates chickened when he was arrested- "Then all the disciples deserted him and fled" (Matt 26:56)

And Jesus had asked the night before to be got off the hook-"Father, if it is not possible for this cup to be taken away unless I drink it, may your will be done" (Matt 26:42)

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So you googled a few cherry picked verses that seem to support your assertion. :shrug: What about the verses where Jesus says He is God? And why did you originally say, He was "half human"? Again, your ignorance is showing. ;)

I gave you a truckload of quotes by Jesus where he clearly states he WASN'T God, so if you don't believe him you can argue it out with him when you meet him!
And like I said, he came out of his mummy's tummy so that makes him half human..;)
 
I gave you a truckload of quotes by Jesus where he clearly states he WASN'T God, so if you don't believe him you can argue it out with him when you meet him!
And like I said, he came out of his mummy's tummy so that makes him half human..;)

Isaiah 43:10,11 - “You are My witnesses,” says the Lord, “And My servant whom I have chosen, That you may know and believe Me, and understand that I am He. Before Me there was no God formed, Nor shall there be after Me. I, even I, am the Lord, and besides Me there is no Savior.”

John 8:24 - “Therefore I said to you that you will die in your sins; for if you do not believe that I AM [He], you will die in your sins.”

"Your father Abraham rejoiced as he looked forward to my coming. He saw it and was glad."
The people said, "You aren't even fifty years old. How can you say you have seen Abraham?"
Jesus answered, "I tell you the truth, before Abraham was even born, I Am!"4
 
I suggest you find humility soon...

You can be a shrinking violet if you like mate but include me out..;)
Play this vid of me fullscreen for maximum dramatic effect and note the superhuman arrogance and self-confidence. (PoorOldSpike is my wargaming handle)-

"..as a Christian, praise God you bear that name...that you may stand firm in all the will of God, mature and fully assured....for God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power.."
(1 Pet 4:16, Col 4:12, 2 Tim 1:7)

 
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I gave you a truckload of quotes by Jesus where he clearly states he WASN'T God, so if you don't believe him you can argue it out with him when you meet him!
And like I said, he came out of his mummy's tummy so that makes him half human..;)
Your out of context, cherry picked quotes support nothing of the kind.

Soooo, in your ignorance, what's the other half? :roll:.
 
You can be a shrinking violet if you like mate but include me out..;)
Play this vid of me fullscreen for maximum dramatic effect and note the superhuman arrogance and self-confidence. (PoorOldSpike is my wargaming handle)-

"..as a Christian, praise God you bear that name...that you may stand firm in all the will of God, mature and fully assured....for God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power.."
(1 Pet 4:16, Col 4:12, 2 Tim 1:7)





Vid of you...

No thank you. We will not speak again, have a nice day
 
There's a whole bunch of things in all bible versions that show it in a less than squeaky-clean light, but to their credit no writers have edited them out and it's come down to us over the centuries warts and all, hence we know we can trust it..:)
For example Jesus wasn't much to look at -"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him" (Isaiah 53:2)

And Paul was nothing to write home about - "For his letters, say they, are weighty and powerful, but his appearance is unimpressive, and he speaks poorly" (2 Cor 10:10)

And Moses admitted to being unable to think on his feet- "O Lord, I have never been eloquent, i'm slow of speech and tongue." (Exodus 4:10)

And Jonah was so scared he refused pointblank to be a prophet and jumped on a ship to escape, bad call - "Jonah ran away from the Lord and headed for Tarshish." (Jonah 1:3)

And young Jeremiah tried to talk his way out of the job - "Lord i'm no good at speaking, i'm too young and people won't take me seriously" (Jeremiah 1:6)

Jesus's mates chickened when he was arrested- "Then all the disciples deserted him and fled" (Matt 26:56)

And Jesus had asked the night before to be got off the hook-"Father, if it is not possible for this cup to be taken away unless I drink it, may your will be done" (Matt 26:42)

So we know the bible is true because some of the authors were self deprecating?

You still haven't answered my initial question, btw.
 
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So we know the bible is true because some of the authors were self deprecating?
You still haven't answered my initial question, btw.

If you mean this question- "Why can't the bible be both full of contradictions and also have been rewritten a bunch of times.
Surely the latter actually makes the argument for the former stronger?"


Sorry I'm no good at riddles, if you want to dumb it down and rephrase it for me I'll be glad to answer..:)
 
Your out of context, cherry picked quotes support nothing of the kind.
Soooo, in your ignorance, what's the other half? :roll:.

Ask any sunday school kid and they'll rightly tell you God was Jesus's dad by divine spiritual intervention!
He came out of Mary's tummy so that makes him half human, half God..:)
 
Jesus never mentioned gays/lesbians/trannies, not a single word one way or the other, so it was a non-issue as far as he was concerned..:)

There were no trans people as we know them now back then, so yeah, that's what I would ask him about.
 
You have no idea what you're talking about. Get a job.


Ask any sunday school kid and they'll rightly tell you God was Jesus's dad by divine spiritual intervention!
He came out of Mary's tummy so that makes him half human, half God..:)
 
If you mean this question- "Why can't the bible be both full of contradictions and also have been rewritten a bunch of times.
Surely the latter actually makes the argument for the former stronger?"


Sorry I'm no good at riddles, if you want to dumb it down and rephrase it for me I'll be glad to answer..:)

Sure!

You said:

As for "re-writes" of the Bible, wait a minute! In one breath atheists say it's full of contradictions, and in the next they say its been edited over the centuries to make it look good!
Wish they'd make up their minds and tell us if its been prettied up or hasn't it..:)

Why do the two things that you're accusing atheists of saying contradict each other?? They don't seem contradictory to me.
 
Jesus never mentioned gays/lesbians/trannies, not a single word one way or the other, so it was a non-issue as far as he was concerned..:)


Do you actually believe you know of every word Jesus ever spoke in his thirty-three years? All the many millions of them? I don't think your pretensions stand up even to casual scrutiny.
 
Why do the two things that you're accusing atheists of saying contradict each other?? They don't seem contradictory to me.

Well on the one hand atheists say the Bible has been edited and revised over the past 2000 years to make it look good, then on the other hand they say it's full of contradictions.
So if it's been edited as they claim, can they tell us why the contradictions haven't been edited out?
 
Do you actually believe you know of every word Jesus ever spoke in his thirty-three years? All the many millions of them? I don't think your pretensions stand up even to casual scrutiny.

The 5 million population of Israel plus the Roman garrison saw and heard him for 3 long years, that's a lot of eyeballs and earholes..:)
Then it was all put on paper and has come down to us over the centuries.
Sure, we never saw and heard Jesus ourselves but a lot of people did, so why should we disbelieve them?
Likewise I never saw or heard Elvis in person, but I'm quite prepared to believe the eyewitnesses who heard him say "You ain't nothing but a hound dog...Stay offa my blue suede shoes...that's alright momma.." etc

PS- the similarities between Elvis and Jesus are uncanny-
"After Jesus spent the night in prayer, everybody tried to touch him because power was coming from him" (Luke 6:12-19)

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The 5 million population of Israel plus the Roman garrison saw and heard him for 3 long years, that's a lot of eyeballs and earholes..:)
Then it was all put on paper and has come down to us over the centuries.
Sure, we never saw and heard Jesus ourselves but a lot of people did, so why should we disbelieve them?
Likewise I never saw or heard Elvis in person, but I'm quite prepared to believe the eyewitnesses who heard him say "You ain't nothing but a hound dog...Stay offa my blue suede shoes...that's alright momma.." etc

PS- the similarities between Elvis and Jesus are uncanny-
"After Jesus spent the night in prayer, everybody tried to touch him because power was coming from him" (Luke 6:12-19)

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No! I was not "all put down on paper". Any more than everything you have ever said is recorded.

Disliked Presley when I first heard him on a jukebox in a chippy in Inverkeithing in 1955 and have never had cause to change my mind.
 
..Disliked Presley when I first heard him on a jukebox in a chippy in Inverkeithing in 1955 and have never had cause to change my mind.

Elvis was a PROPHET sent to remind us not to dance to the world's tune and to free ourselves from its stuffy ways, the same message that Jesus gave..:)-
Jesus said:- "The world wants you to dance to its tune....God has sent me to proclaim freedom for the prisoners...to release the oppressed" (Matt 11:16/17,Luke 4:18 )

And people quickly cottoned on-
"Jesus saved you from the empty way of life handed you by your forefathers" (1 Pet 1:18)
 
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