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If you were an Asteroid......

If you were an Asteroid what would you do?

  • Slam into Earth targeting the Middle East

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Slam into Earth willy nilly

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Fly around the Solar System aimlessly looking for Adventure

    Votes: 5 26.3%

  • Circle the Plant of Women for a Millenia

    Votes: 1 5.3%

  • Ask Avril Lavigne or Taylor Swift out for a Drink

    Votes: 3 15.8%

  • Like a Pool Game knock planets off their Orbit

    Votes: 2 10.5%

  • Chase Starships around and scare the Hell out of them!

    Votes: 7 36.8%
  • Total voters
    19
Get blown up by some asshole with a keyboard.
 
Hope that someone starts a poll on an earth message board about me.
 
I'm a socialist asteroid, so I'll devastate every planet without regard for wealth or social status.

Edit: I denounce spud_meister's kowtowing to the capitalist physical forces that monopolize the means of collision.
 
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I'd propose a five year moratorium on video games.
 
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independent_thinker2002 said:
I'd propose a five year moratorium of video games.
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I can understand. I don't like to see my people blown to smitherines, either.

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I'd target all those who hate their fellow man.
And those who lie and cheat and are intolerant....leaving no-one....
So, what good is this?
An asteroid hurdling toward Earth may cause the conservatives to do what is best for us, but I doubt it.
 
I would have a movie made after me where I kill a bunch of Americans and then have Bruce Willis take himself out with me. This time however, the parts would still hit the Earth killing everyone.
 
soccerboy22 said:
I would have a movie made after me where I kill a bunch of Americans and then have Bruce Willis take himself out with me..
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But he drilled you, first.

He drilled you good.
 
This is the greatest poll in some time... and DAMN! There is a planet full of women?! That is as scary as it is appealing...
 
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