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Best at DP Smack

Who is the best at smack?

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Felicity said:
I don't "breed" --I make a gift to the world of my (and hub's) awesome genetic make-up;)
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:thinking

Thats one reason I want to have 12 children, just have to find a superwoman first, but will probably have to settle on someone who is only half as good as me since superwomen do not exist :mrgreen:
 
1069 said:
Can't discuss it. We'll get infracted (Vegas Rule).
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I do not understand? I also do not know about the "vegas rule"? I get the "whatever happens in vegas stays in vegas" but I do not know how that applies to my question?
 
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Family Guy said:
I do not understand? I also do not know about the "vegas rule"? I get the "whatever happens in vegas stays in vegas" but I do not know how that applies to my question?
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Because your question can only be answered by breaking the Vagas Rule. I would suggest that you PM your question to 10 instead.
 
Family Guy said:
I do not understand? I also do not know about the "vegas rule"? I get the "whatever happens in vegas stays in vegas" but I do not know how that applies to my question?
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It's a Basement thing. His title had to do with that. What happens down there stays down there.
 
Maximus Zeebra said:
:thinking

Thats one reason I want to have 12 children, just have to find a superwoman first, but will probably have to settle on someone who is only half as good as me since superwomen do not exist :mrgreen:
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I'm sure, with an attitude like that, you will be successful in your search. :roll:
 
I can't vote for just one person in this poll because smack comes in a variety of flavors... hilarious smack, scathing smack, clever smack etc. We have it all here at DP and I enjoy all the variants.
 
Tashah said:
I can't vote for just one person in this poll because smack comes in a variety of flavors... hilarious smack, scathing smack, clever smack etc. We have it all here at DP and I enjoy all the variants.
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This is very true.

Even our Mod team has some good smack which they dole out judiciously.

I remember Galen telling me "Don't spit on my cupcake and call it frosting."
 
I voted for Bohdi because he has some of the wittiest smack I've ever seen. Lerxt, 10, and IT have some really awesome lines as well.



All of the really great smack-masters have humor as well. Smack as a purely non-humorous and insulting thing is boring to me.
 
TOJ said:
I'm sure, with an attitude like that, you will be successful in your search. :roll:
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Strangely enough I haven't. All the women I have been with I have tossed out the door because they weren't smart enough. Some of them certainly were good looking enough :mrgreen:

Smart and hot. Thats difficult to come by, but when I do I will lock her down in marriage, take her with me, and move to Saudi Arabia. :lol:
 
Maximus Zeebra said:
:thinking

Thats one reason I want to have 12 children, just have to find a superwoman first,
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Too late, I'm already taken!;)

but will probably have to settle on someone who is only half as good as me since superwomen do not exist :mrgreen:
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You mean OTHER superwomen do not exist....if you say so :shrug:
 
Maximus Zeebra said:
If smack talk is also trolling, then I am sorry to have forgot to mention your name in this thread :mrgreen:
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The kind of smacking I do to you involves a certain 9-inch appendage and is hardly appropriate for this thread. :lol:
 
Maximus Zeebra said:
If trolling is also smack talk, then I am sorry to have forgot to mention your name in this thread, you are pretty decent at it too :mrgreen:
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Did I just get called a "troll"?

It's hard to read my screen all that well from under my bridge. Such poor lighting.
 
Tucker Case said:
Did I just get called a "troll"?

It's hard to read my screen all that well from under my bridge. Such poor lighting.
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I'm pretty sure it is I whom he called a troll.

"what is your name?"
"what is your quest?"
"what is the air speed velocity of a swallow?"
 
EgoffTib said:
I'm pretty sure it is I whom he called a troll.

"what is your name?"
"what is your quest?"
"what is the air speed velocity of a swallow?"
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African or European swallow?



The best line in that exchange is when Arther gets asked "How did you know that?" and he responds "You have to know these things when you're king." in a deadpan.
 
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