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Firearms - The Primary Problem

The primary problem with firearms


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Oh, and ban forks. They cause obesity, like guns cause crime.

That's true. If everyone had to eat with chopsticks, it would be far more difficult for people to get fat.

They should also ban plates and tables because people would eat less if they had to use chopsticks and eat off the floor.

We can save the world one banning at a time!!!!!
 
Oh, and ban forks. They cause obesity, like guns cause crime.

Not even From my cold dead hands will they get my spork:

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Not even From my cold dead hands will they get my spork:
Sporks have no purpose other than to shovel food into the mouth as fast as possible. They should be banned.
 
I'm all over the place on the banning of cultery. I just don;t know what to think.

We should get the govenrment to fund a multitude a studies in order to tell me what I should think. I figure about $500,000,000,000 should cover it.
 
I'm all over the place on the banning of cultery. I just don;t know what to think.

We should get the govenrment to fund a multitude a studies in order to let me know what I should think. I figure about $500,000,000,000 should cover it.
Perhaps the federal government could issue licenses for tableware, depending on your level of obesity.
Class A: All are available (except assault forks, of course)
Class B: All but sporks
Class C: No sporks, spoons or 4-tined forks
etc...
 
Perhaps the federal government could issue licenses for tableware, depending on your level of obesity.
Class A: All are available (except assault forks, of course)
Class B: All but sporks
Class C: No sporks, spoons or 4-tined forks
etc...




What about pre-ban cutlery? Do we confiscate or grandfather it?
 
Perhaps the federal government could issue licenses for tableware, depending on your level of obesity.
Class A: All are available (except assault forks, of course)
Class B: All but sporks
Class C: No sporks, spoons or 4-tined forks
etc...

We have a solution!
 
The irony here is that your sigline states you can eat an entire deer in just one day, Goobieman. :lol:
 
I thinkm a flat out assualt cutlery ban should automatically be in effect. The only purpose for the bayonet on the steak knife is to steal other people's food.




Wait, what about ovens, and those nuclear things, Microwaves? Should you be allowed to own one of those since they harm the dead animals that make people want assault sporks? :mrgreen:
 
Wait, what about ovens, and those nuclear things, Microwaves? Should you be allowed to own one of those since they harm the dead animals that make people want assault sporks? :mrgreen:

I just realized, if we ban all these things, only the criminal fatasses would have them and then we'd all be starving and they'd be living high on the hog, so to speak. Maybe we should ban fat people instead?
 
Wait..
Cutlery cannot cause obesity if there's no food for said cutlery to serve into a gaping maw.
Ban food!!
 
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