And, not to make light of it, but I suppose I could count myself as a victim of some very minor sexual crimes.
On the Hated "T" (MBTA subway), I've had my ass randomly smacked as I walked out amongst a crowd.
Then there was this ****ing weird time when I'm standing on the train facing the windows. Some woman gets on the train and stands to my left. Now, I'm holding onto the vertical bar near her. There's a kind of swinging loop thing hanging in front of my face that can also be grabbed on to when packed and/or people can use to help stand up. There's plenty of space on the vertical bar for many other people to grab. This woman presses against it so her breast is squashed against my hand while reaching across to grab the loop in front of me, then sort of moves back and forth so she's rubbing her breast on the back of my hand. So I stare at her for a bit, loudly say "what the **** are you doing?", and go to another side of the car. Not worth the hassle of a police report and testifying, but WTF was that?
In Spain, I was walking down a side-street and some old drunk dude on a bike stopped, leaned over, whipped his dick out, and peed in my general direction (from 20 feet away or whatever). So, indecent exposure, I suppose.
Still, about as minor as it gets.
