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Is pooping in public protected under the first amendment?

Is Defecating in someone’s yard protected from the 1st Amendment?

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APB212 said:
If it's not assembly, it's not protected. You'd also be hard-pressed to construe it as petitioning the government.
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The whole point of my response was that your post seems to make no sense... like crapping on a person's lawn "might" fall within the frame work of the actual Bill of Rights and the First Amendment? Do you have any concept of what the document is about at all?
 
Bodhisattva said:
The whole point of my response was that your post seems to make no sense... like crapping on a person's lawn "might" fall within the frame work of the actual Bill of Rights and the First Amendment? Do you have any concept of what the document is about at all?
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Sorry, I didn't know your response had a point.
 
Bucky said:
Should I just go in my pants? Where am I a supposed to do it when no restroom is near?
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If you're struggling with bowel control, invest in one of these. You can carry it anywhere. It even comes with a newspaper for your viewing pleasure while you take care of business.

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Serenity said:
If you're struggling with bowel control, invest in one of these. You can carry it anywhere. It even comes with a newspaper for your viewing pleasure while you take care of business.

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And wont you just be the envy of the people sitting next to you on the bus. :mrgreen:
 
Serenity said:
If you're struggling with bowel control, invest in one of these. You can carry it anywhere. It even comes with a newspaper for your viewing pleasure while you take care of business.

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I'm curious about the specifics of cleaning that thing.
 
The Mark said:
No.

Defecating in someone's yard is NOT protected speech.

I question whether it is even speech at all, frankly.
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low powered automatic bb guns would be ideal response to such unapproved fertilization

assuming someone couldn't train a swarm of hornets or a couple quick moving copperheads
 
Bucky said:
Should I just go in my pants? Where am I a supposed to do it when no restroom is near?
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well I guess that just depends
 
Bucky said:
Should I just go in my pants? Where am I a supposed to do it when no restroom is near?
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Hold it until you get to one. Is your sphincter not functioning properly?


Bucky said:
In most instances, women can wait to breastfeed at home or in the car. When you need to take a crap, you sometimes can't hold it in that long.
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Breastfeeding is not comparable to taking a dump. Feces are full of bacteria and are unhygienic. Breastfeeding is not. Good grief.
 
Bucky said:
Jogger dubbed ‘Mad Pooper’ might have a brain injury | New York Post

I can possibly see how pooping in public is similar to breastfeeding. I have pooped in public, even in public neighborhoods. This was mainly due to me unable to hold "it" and find a restroom. Of course, I didn't want to get the poop all over my pants. We are all humans. Things like this happen.

Sometimes, things like this happen but for the mad pooper, I hope she gets help. I definitely don't think this is a crime.
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This right here:

The jogger has been pooping outside the Colorado Springs home of Cathy Budde at least once a week and cops have been trying to get to the bottom of the mystery.
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Shows that this is not the result of a brain injury. Brain injuries with bodily functions affected have a tendency to be random. Meaning that if this person had to poop due to a brain injury then the places would be random as the uncontrolled bowel movement (due to the brain injury) would happen anywhere, not just this persons yard. Not to mention that if this was a medical problem, which I doubt, then the person still would be able to have some control in where she defecates. IE: Use a friggen adult diaper.

And no, pooping in someone's yard is not protected under the first amendment. Even if they tried to claim it was a free speech issue (which if this is a medical condition as is claimed it would not fall under the speech category period) defecating in public is a health hazard which means its not covered. Just like shooting someone just because they pissed you off is not covered by the 2nd Amendment.
 
Bucky said:
Should I just go in my pants? Where am I a supposed to do it when no restroom is near?
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If you have a medical problem that insists that you "just can't hold it" as is being claimed here then you buy adult diapers. There's a reason that those are made.
 
Kal'Stang said:
If you have a medical problem that insists that you "just can't hold it" as is being claimed here then you buy adult diapers. There's a reason that those are made.
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In your life, are you saying you never crapped your pants?
 
Kal'Stang said:
Never as an adult. Never as a child. Certainly as a baby. But then I wore diapers when I was a baby too so....:shrug:
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You'll think back to this day when it first happens to you!
 
Kal'Stang said:
When it happens then I'll start wearing adult diapers. That's what they're for. :shrug:
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Trust me on this, you will swear the first one was an aberration.
 
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