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A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud[W:40]

Which of these options would help to reduce election fraud?

  • Newly refurbished background check certificated

    Votes: 3 50.0%

  • Polling stations moved to urban areas

    Votes: 3 50.0%

  • Free bussing for citizens over 69 to polling stations

    Votes: 5 83.3%

  • Eliminate the military absentee ballot

    Votes: 5 83.3%

  • Newly supplies 501(c)(3) status

    Votes: 4 66.7%
  • Total voters
    6
Re: A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

Cardinal said:
The past year has been a particularly contentious election cycle, culminating in a brutally contested election result with some claiming ballot box tampering on one side and up to three million illegally cast votes on the other. Therefore I have some modest proposals to increase the integrity of the electoral system in preparation for the upcoming 2018 election. All of these proposals would be specifically aimed to eliminate the possibility of illegal aliens or other non-US citizens from voting. Please read carefully and vote.

1. All people with firearms would need to supply certifications for newly performed Federal and State background checks. The certificates would need to be less than a week old in order to mitigate the chances that illegal aliens forged them so they could vote in the election. The newly performed checks would also have the bonus of catching felons with warrants for their arrest as well as finding and deporting illegal aliens before they even reached the polling stations.


2. All polling stations would be relocated to major urban centers so they would have full technical and emergency support. Rural areas frequently lack internet, phone, and police and medical access in the event of an emergency. This would, again, provide the opportunity catch illegal aliens who attempt to vote and throw the election toward their preferred candidate.


3. Voters over 69 are frequently using absentee ballots due to being too infirm to travel, but there's little way to make certain that these people are properly registered. Therefore, the city would provide free bussing to polling stations. All other necessary assistance would be provided free of charge.


4. Eliminate the military absentee ballot. In 2016 seventeen million non-US citizens voted illegally in the election using the military absentee ballot. This has effectively canceled out the votes of our brave and honorable servicemen. Instead of the absentee ballot, all servicemen would have one day to vote at a polling station in person while in rotation back to the United States.


5. Evangelical Protestant and Mormon churches as well as their attendees would need to supply proof of their 501(c)(3) status. Again, in order to prevent illegal immigrants from voting.


Source:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...graphic-groups-for-republicans-and-democrats/
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I'm trying really hard to understand how you came about your points from a link about demographics that centers on how race, age, and affiliation to various groups vote that not once mentions illegal aliens. Is this some sort of test to tell who reads links vs what is said in a post? If so its a poor attempt. Most people might look at the links but discard what is said in the link and only talk about what a poster says.
 
Re: A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

JayDubya said:
This ****ty thread IS bait.



It's both... it's satire and idiotic.
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I'd say it's a satire that strikes at the heart of the laws being enacted to "combat voter fraud". And while it is designed to elicit the reaction it has been getting, that is what "modest proposal" style satires are intended to do.

And it is clearly marked as a satire, IMO.
 
Re: A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

Tucker Case said:
I'd say it's a satire that strikes at the heart of the laws being enacted to "combat voter fraud". And while it is designed to elicit the reaction it has been getting, that is what "modest proposal" style satires are intended to do.

And it is clearly marked as a satire, IMO.
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Lefties should just stick with the actual implicit opposition to voter ID laws, calling other people "racist" because of their underlying assumption minorities are too lazy and / or too stupid to go get a card the other 365 days of the year.
 
Re: A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

JayDubya said:
Lefties should just stick with the actual implicit opposition to voter ID laws, calling other people "racist" because of their underlying assumption minorities are too lazy and / or too stupid to go get a card the other 365 days of the year.
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"Righties" should just stick to making **** up and pretending its true. Oh wait, you did that already. Carry on.
 
Re: A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

Tucker Case said:
"Righties" should just stick to making **** up and pretending its true. Oh wait, you did that already. Carry on.
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:shrug:

That has always been the rather obvious implication of opposition to laws requiring showing ID when voting.
 
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Re: A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

Cardinal said:
In November, illegal Mexican aliens and foreigners in terrorist nations took advantage of a myriad of loopholes in order to vote illegally:

1. 10 million illegal Mexican gun owners with warrants out for their arrest voted.
2. 21 million Muslims who overstayed their visas took advantage of the poor oversight in rural communities, quite possibly voting for Clinton.
3. The same lack of oversight exists in retirement communities, thereby allowing 13.4 million illegal aliens voting for Clinton.
4. 17 million foreigners used the absentee military ballot, completely overwhelming and canceling out the votes of our brave and honorable servicemen.
5. Illegal Mexican immigrants were able to hide out in Evangelical Protestant and Mormon churches. If they had been forced to supply newly refurbished 501(c)(3) certificates, 4 million of their votes would not have been counted.
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Aren't you the same Cardinal and avatar that used to claim their lean as "liberal" and now all of a sudden it has been changed to "very conservative"? What crap are you trying to pull here?
 
Re: A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

Moderate Right said:
Aren't you the same Cardinal and avatar that used to claim their lean as "liberal" and now all of a sudden it has been changed to "very conservative"? What crap are you trying to pull here?
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As you can see from my lean, I am quite very conservative. Now, seeing as I am not the subject of this thread, let's stick to the topic, please.

Thank you.
 
Re: A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

JayDubya said:
:shrug:

That has always been the rather obvious implication of opposition to laws requiring showing ID when voting.
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I can only conclude from your post that you believe gun owners are too stupid to get new certifications for their background checks, that rural people are too lazy to go to the city to vote properly, that old people won't want to vote even if all the conveniences are provided for them, that enlisted men and women are too apathetic to vote, and that our nation's Mormons and Evangelical Protestants are not legal voting citizens.

I don't hold your cynical beliefs. It's like you don't even care that illegal aliens are voting in our elections.
 
Re: A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

Cardinal said:
As you can see from my lean, I am quite very conservative. Now, seeing as I am not the subject of this thread, let's stick to the topic, please.

Thank you.
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How do you go from being liberal one day to very conservative the next? Your posts over eight years have been nothing but pure liberal partisanship.
 
Re: A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

Moderate Right said:
How do you go from being liberal one day to very conservative the next? Your posts over eight years have been nothing but pure liberal partisanship.
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Your personal fascination with me is noted. You should start a thread on me.
 
Re: A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

Moderate Right said:
How do you go from being liberal one day to very conservative the next? Your posts over eight years have been nothing but pure liberal partisanship.
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Some people take their candidate losing an election very hard and start to act quite strangely. Putting on a Poe act isn't the strangest thing I've seen.
 
Re: A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

Cardinal said:
Your personal fascination with me is noted. You should start a thread on me.
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I'm merely exposing you for the fraud that you are. Anyone who wants to take the time can look at all of your posts and see that you are clearly a liberal and anyone who has seen your "lean" before will remember that your posted lean used to be "liberal" and that your posts were very partisanly liberal. While people change their leans from time to time they do not go from one day being "liberal" to the next day being "very conservative". You no doubt had an agenda for this thread and changed your lean to fake some people out.
 
Re: A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

JayDubya said:
:shrug:

That has always been the rather obvious implication of opposition to laws requiring showing ID when voting.
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Oo, you know, income inequality. But **** it, the lie works better.
 
Re: A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

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A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

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Cardinal said:
4. Eliminate the military absentee ballot. In 2016 seventeen million non-US citizens voted illegally in the election using the military absentee ballot. This has effectively canceled out the votes of our brave and honorable servicemen...

Source:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...graphic-groups-for-republicans-and-democrats/
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You are a coprophile lair.

The WP article says nothing about any 17 million fraudulent absentee military votes, a statistic which reeks of the coprophile intellectual crime of distributing false news.
 
USViking said:
You are a coprophile lair.

The WP article says nothing about any 17 million fraudulent absentee military votes, a statistic which reeks of the coprophile intellectual crime of distributing false news.
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Not that you deserve a civil response after your insult to me, but here is my source for the 17 million figure:

https://twitter.com/Twaddle_McGee

I accept your apology.
 
Cardinal said:
The past year has been a particularly contentious election cycle, culminating in a brutally contested election result with some claiming ballot box tampering on one side and up to three million illegally cast votes on the other. Therefore I have some modest proposals to increase the integrity of the electoral system in preparation for the upcoming 2018 election. All of these proposals would be specifically aimed to eliminate the possibility of illegal aliens or other non-US citizens from voting. Please read carefully and vote.

1. All people with firearms would need to supply certifications for newly performed Federal and State background checks. The certificates would need to be less than a week old in order to mitigate the chances that illegal aliens forged them so they could vote in the election. The newly performed checks would also have the bonus of catching felons with warrants for their arrest as well as finding and deporting illegal aliens before they even reached the polling stations.


2. All polling stations would be relocated to major urban centers so they would have full technical and emergency support. Rural areas frequently lack internet, phone, and police and medical access in the event of an emergency. This would, again, provide the opportunity catch illegal aliens who attempt to vote and throw the election toward their preferred candidate.


3. Voters over 69 are frequently using absentee ballots due to being too infirm to travel, but there's little way to make certain that these people are properly registered. Therefore, the city would provide free bussing to polling stations. All other necessary assistance would be provided free of charge.


4. Eliminate the military absentee ballot. In 2016 seventeen million non-US citizens voted illegally in the election using the military absentee ballot. This has effectively canceled out the votes of our brave and honorable servicemen. Instead of the absentee ballot, all servicemen would have one day to vote at a polling station in person while in rotation back to the United States.


5. Evangelical Protestant and Mormon churches as well as their attendees would need to supply proof of their 501(c)(3) status. Again, in order to prevent illegal immigrants from voting.


Source:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...graphic-groups-for-republicans-and-democrats/
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no to all of these
 
Cardinal said:
Not that you deserve a civil response after your insult to me, but here is my source for the 17 million figure:

https://twitter.com/Twaddle_McGee

I accept your apology.
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Hey folks, that "Twaddle McGee" Twitter account has one message and an Oddjob site ID photo.
I am beginning to think that Cardinal Copro might really be a very Liberal type who is playing
a very deep game of caricature here.
 
USViking said:
Hey folks, that "Twaddle McGee" Twitter account has one message and an Oddjob site ID photo.
I am beginning to think that Cardinal Copro might really be a very Liberal type who is playing
a very deep game of caricature here.
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Prove the figure wrong.
 
I have to admit: This thread seemed obvious and dumb at first, but I'm having a lot of fun reading it. Carry on.
 
Re: A modest proposal for eliminating election fraud

TurtleDude said:
yeah it appears to be a bait thread aimed at conservative voters. when in reality, vote fraud tends to be a liberal proclivity. The Conservative counterpart is making it harder for those with low intellects, ambitions or competency to vote.
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Prove that one, TD.
 
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