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Alright, an hour to go folks. Taking bets.
1. Trump, forsaken by his party, hounded by new scandals and terrible poll numbers, completely loses control and fivethirtyeight.com gives Clinton a 100% chance of winning on Monday morning.
2. Trump...just...barely...holds it...............together. He avoids being goaded, says the talking points and leaves, no worse and no better off than when he started the debate.
3. Trump roundly defeats Clinton after, to her complete horror, he brings up Bill's affairs.
4. Trump, in an unexpected last moment, realizes the kind of human he could be and instantly evolves into a higher form of intelligence, abandoning the follies of his immaturity and youth. Clinton immediately concedes and hands the Presidency over to Trump, and he leads civilization into a new Golden Age that will last ten thousand years. His living mind is sustained in a jar so that his wisdom will continue to guide us as we colonize the stars and communicate with advanced alien species.
5. Trump admits that he's completely unqualified, concedes and walks off the stage in front of a shocked audience. At which point, Clinton, having finally achieved her life's dream of becoming President, removes her face to reveal that she's Ming the Merciless.
6. Trump acts like an asshole and Clinton, having remained stoic for the totality of the debate, is considered the winner afterwards.
7. Other.
You can watch the debate here:
Live Stream: Watch the 2nd Trump/Clinton Debate Tonight – 2016 Election Central
1. Trump, forsaken by his party, hounded by new scandals and terrible poll numbers, completely loses control and fivethirtyeight.com gives Clinton a 100% chance of winning on Monday morning.
2. Trump...just...barely...holds it...............together. He avoids being goaded, says the talking points and leaves, no worse and no better off than when he started the debate.
3. Trump roundly defeats Clinton after, to her complete horror, he brings up Bill's affairs.
4. Trump, in an unexpected last moment, realizes the kind of human he could be and instantly evolves into a higher form of intelligence, abandoning the follies of his immaturity and youth. Clinton immediately concedes and hands the Presidency over to Trump, and he leads civilization into a new Golden Age that will last ten thousand years. His living mind is sustained in a jar so that his wisdom will continue to guide us as we colonize the stars and communicate with advanced alien species.
5. Trump admits that he's completely unqualified, concedes and walks off the stage in front of a shocked audience. At which point, Clinton, having finally achieved her life's dream of becoming President, removes her face to reveal that she's Ming the Merciless.
6. Trump acts like an asshole and Clinton, having remained stoic for the totality of the debate, is considered the winner afterwards.
7. Other.
You can watch the debate here:
Live Stream: Watch the 2nd Trump/Clinton Debate Tonight – 2016 Election Central
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