Sure, if you'd take any time to actually respond to the arguments I made.
Is there any kind of examples you can provide of a notion of a "chocolate touch" outside of this?
How exactly to you square away the idea that the comic was actually suggesting he had a "chocolate touch" as opposed to the ability that "Everything he touches turns to ****" given that the former is basically unheard of while the later has a long history as a phrase/notion? Specifically given the observers in the comic clearly suggesting the items were actually made of ****, not chocolate?
How exactly would the joke have had the "Same effect" had Obama been erroneously claiming that he had a "vanilla touch"? Do you have any examples in any form of media for vanilla being mistaken for poo, or vise versa?
If the joke would have had the "same effect" had Obama been erroneously claiming claiming that he had a "vanilla touch", would you be suggesting that the items should have been shaded in a color normally associated with vanilla (somewhere on the scale of white to yellow cream)?
If so, exactly how do you think the "sniff sniff, I don't think that's chocolate" joke would've had the "same effect" when the primary reason why the unsaid conclusion of poo is reached is because 1) the color is the same as poo 2) there's a long history in comedy of conflating the two.
If not, then how exactly do you think the joke would've made sense that Obama was confusing his ability as the "vanilla touch" when the items in question look nothing like anything related to "vanilla"?
When I gave you a completely sourced post, full of examples and explanations, and you basically just shrug it off, repeat your exact same argument, and not say one word about anything I put forward....yeah, the "woah bro" kind of silliness doesn't come off as rather benign.