When I was about your age, I worked for a small software company and one if the salesmen was a really good-looking guy whose first name was the same as mine, and whose last name was incredibly similar (which was a bit extraordinary because we both have uncommon last names). He got the idea to have cards made up with *my* name and work # on them, and he gave them out when to women he was out of town and going out to clubs.
After just a short time, I started getting a lot of calls from the girls he had met, which was annoying at first. But then I had a good idea - Whenever a girl called up, I played along as if I were him. When they asked how I was doing, I told them "Things are great! In fact, I just got a raise and a promotion. And I'm going to be in your town next week. (Truth is, I usually didn't even know what state they were calling from) How about I stay over for the weekend and we'll meet up on Friday night. I'll pick you up around 8. We'll go have a nice meal and then hit the clubs and party all night!"
After a few weeks, and not showing up to countless fake dates, the sales guy came into the office from out of town. He sees me and say "Sangha, what are you doing to me?!!". I put on my most innocent face and asked "What do you mean?" He then tells me that he was out at a club and one of the girls he had met there previously walked up to him and started shouting at him about how he didn't show up for the Big Date he had set up with her.
"Oh, that!!" I said. "Oh yeah, I meant to tell you. You've stood up a lot of women all over the country"
It started happening all over the country. After a while, he got scared to go to the clubs. He kept meeting up with the angry women he stood up. :lamo
