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life without a penis

Would you choose to live with no penis

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I don't think I could make it without my penis. Who would wake me up in the morning? Who would make my decisions for me?

This would be just too scary to even think about.
 
sawyerloggingon said:
There is a thread about penis cancer being on the rise and it made me wonder if I would choose to die or have my penis removed. In my younger years I would say die with no hesitation but in my 60s now I would have to think about it a while.
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With all of the excrutiating treatments, the sickness from chemo, the huge emotional burden placed on the people close to me, and the legal crap I'd have to go through to square everything up, I think I'd be better off walking in front of a moving bus. I'd already be ****ed, no sense in making life even more difficult.
 
I would end me with the help of my wife (A nurse with access to good drugs), who would likely be as upset as I am.
 
ChrisL said:
Does this apply to females too? We have to go without penises? :2razz:
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I thought a thread about penis cancer would be for men only so I didn't label it as such. All you women who have chimed in with penis jokes are now on my Nixon style enemies list. I don't get mad I get even, be very afraid.:lol:

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sawyerloggingon said:
I thought a thread about penis cancer would be for men only so I didn't label it as such. All you women who have chimed in with penis jokes are now on my Nixon style enemies list. I don't get mad I get even, be very afraid.:lol:

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Fortunately penis cancer seems to be very rare. In 30 years in my profession, I have yet to see one case of it.
 
lizzie said:
Fortunately penis cancer seems to be very rare. In 30 years in my profession, I have yet to see one case of it.
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Many years ago my wife's grand father had to have his removed. I think it started as some other type of cancer but somehow got into his penis. He didn't last long though.
 
sawyerloggingon said:
There is a thread about penis cancer being on the rise and it made me wonder if I would choose to die or have my penis removed. In my younger years I would say die with no hesitation but in my 60s now I would have to think about it a while.
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When I first read the title of this thread I thought ":lamoWithout a penis, how would men think?"
 
sawyerloggingon said:
I thought a thread about penis cancer would be for men only so I didn't label it as such. All you women who have chimed in with penis jokes are now on my Nixon style enemies list. I don't get mad I get even, be very afraid.:lol:

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I'm sorry. I made the above comment before I read this. Please forgive me, Sawyerloggingon.:3oops:
 
I imagine having your genitals amputated must cause an extreme amount of trauma and grief.
 
lizzie said:
Since I've never had one, I'd have to opt for living, since I wouldn't know what I was missing. :lol:
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I don't have one, but I have borrowed a few in my time. Just for a few hours at a time.:lol:
 
Eh.


If it was die or say my fond farewells to Sgt Pepper...farewell Sgt Pepper.

My penis just isn't THAT important to me.

Now. REAL question.

Would you JUST cut off your penis, or take out the balls, too? I'd have to do the entire package. Balls without a penis is just sad...
 
Henrin said:
Considering that they use the penis in that surgery, I can't imagine how they would do it. You have to have puzzle pieces to complete a puzzle, and in this case, some of the pieces had cancer.
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OMG! there really is a surgery called an "adadicktome"?? I thought I had just made it up... say it slowly...
 
KevinKohler said:
Eh.


If it was die or say my fond farewells to Sgt Pepper...farewell Sgt Pepper.

My penis just isn't THAT important to me.

Now. REAL question.

Would you JUST cut off your penis, or take out the balls, too? I'd have to do the entire package. Balls without a penis is just sad...
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Yes, kinda like ice cream without cake.
 
sawyerloggingon said:
I thought a thread about penis cancer would be for men only so I didn't label it as such. All you women who have chimed in with penis jokes are now on my Nixon style enemies list. I don't get mad I get even, be very afraid.:lol:

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I'm trying to show my support for the penis! :lol:
 
Penis cancer awareness shirts?
 
Gipper said:
Yeah right. Only titties get a telethon.

If you're a dude with cancer on your junk, you're just screwed.
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That's because titties > penis(10)2.

Tits are awesome. I care about every chicks tits. Every single pair. I could give two ****s about any penis but mine.
 
Bummer, but life goes on.


I am more than just a dick.


:)
 
specklebang said:
At 70, it would just be one less thing to wash and maintain. I sit to pee anyway so my biggest loss will be the freedom of the urinal in public facilities (where I pee standing).

Until I was around 67, I would have been upset by the development. Now, go ahead, take it and use it as you see fit. Give it wings and use it as a drone. Take it on a world tour as a flag-pole. Just send me a photo of Big Guy on Twitter from time to time.
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:rofl

OMG, I am dying here!! :lamo
 
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