The current US economic crisis and its' causes are owned lock, stock, and barrel by that brilliant economic tactician, master bloviator, advocate for the 1%, the original talking chimp (97% dna match, he's taller), Republican extraordinaire, GWShiiteForBrains, and his secret recipe, a.k.a. "tax cuts for the wealthy," is about to be recycled by a brand spankin' new scion of wealth and privilege, Mitt Romney. Hot damn, ain't it a shame and there's lots of crimes in there, for sure. Trust the "Mighty Wurlitzer" to keep the spongebrains workin' smoothly.