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Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

  • Zombie John Adams

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  • Zombie Ronald Reagan

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Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?
 
Andrew Jackson. Couldn't shoot him dead the first time round...what the hell would we do if he came back as a zombie?
 
Would Zombie Reagan be pre or post Alzheimers?
 
Andrew Jackson. Couldn't shoot him dead the first time round...what the hell would we do if he came back as a zombie?

Yeah Andrew Jackson and his propensity to beat the hell out of people, because he felt like it, certainly came up while doing my research :p
 
Yeah Andrew Jackson and his propensity to beat the hell out of people, because he felt like it, certainly came up while doing my research :p

And he had a penchant for genocide. We'd be ****ed if we were staring down Zombie Jackson.
 
After consideration I picked Zombie Kennedy...but only because I think the illicit affair with zombie Marilyn Monroe would be absolutely superb to watch unfold.
 
Which Zombie president would be most bad ass?

Taft. Good lord that thing was huge.

The zombie president, or who would you voter for among these losers, or the what if we banned this part of the constitution threads are all equally silly.
 
Taft. Good lord that thing was huge.

The zombie president, or who would you voter for among these losers, or the what if we banned this part of the constitution threads are all equally silly.

Feel free to add him to the poll, along with Millard Filmore, because nobody knows who he is :mrgreen:
 
Seriously, the answer is simple.

Teddy Roosevelt was the epitome of bad ass in life. The guy ****ing hunted big game, performed calavary charges without the god damn horses, not to mention had a black belt in juijitsu and was a world class boxer. Which any fool stupid enough to attack him probably wouldn't find out because he carried heat even when just walking around the white house. **** this "lawyer into a politician" **** that modern wimps do. He was a god damn cattle rancher and cop who went on to become President. I mean hell, how can you not be a badass with a Bear and a Lion as your pets. His PETS are more badass then most presidents! People bitched about riding 25 miles in training so the 51 year old decides to ride 100 miles straight and tell them STFU. You shoot him? He flicks you off and goes on to give a campaign speech with the bullet wound still dripping blood.

Teddy Roosevelt took ****s more bad ass than 90% of the Presidents we have had.

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt is just taking a badass thing and then multiplying it by a factor of Badass. It just creates more badass.

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt's VP would have to be Zombie Andrew Jackson, and if you had an issue with it he'd duel you, club your head in with his cane, and eat your brains.
 
Who thinks John Adams was a badass? I mean he had a helluva mind, but badass? NOT!
 
Teddy Roosevelt + John Kennedy = Teddy Kennedy <------------- NOT BADASS!!!!
 
And he had a penchant for genocide. We'd be ****ed if we were staring down Zombie Jackson.

He'd first go after the Supreme Court members as they tried to stop his some of his genocide as a matter of the rule of law. He'd then go after lawyers.
 
after consideration i picked zombie kennedy...but only because i think the illicit affair with zombie marilyn monroe would be absolutely superb to watch unfold.

ewwwwwwwww!
 
Ab Lincoln that progressive would kick major ass...
 
Up until Zombie John Wilkes Booth comes on the scene.

Hopefully he will have some silver bullets the second time around.
 
Taft. Good lord that thing was huge.

The zombie president, or who would you voter for among these losers, or the what if we banned this part of the constitution threads are all equally silly.

true, but ABE would be the most bad-ass, strictly for his looks.
 
Feel free to add him to the poll, along with Millard Filmore, because nobody knows who he is :mrgreen:


I remember Taft. Had brandy and cigars with him one afternoon not long before he became president.


I should probably mention that I'm a zombie myself...
 
Jefferson

Monticello is the autobiographical masterpiece of Thomas Jefferson—designed and redesigned and built and rebuilt for more than forty years—and its gardens were a botanic showpiece, a source of food, and an experimental laboratory of ornamental and useful plants from around the world.
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He used French biointensive techniques.


performed calavary charges

I heard Teddy's cavalry charges weren't so badass.
 
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