Actually I wouldn't mind going to Limbo, the First Circle. It's pretty laid-back according to Dante, and you would get to hang out with Greek heroes and philosophers for eternity such as Socrates and Plato.
But in all seriousness, I think Jesus hates the Christian God with a much greater passion than any Atheist ever could. To follow the teachings of Jesus really and truly, and the Ten Commandments, is to wield the biggest middle-finger to organized religion and Bible-thumpers than Atheism or any religion could ever dream of. Faith =/= religion. And the Merciful and Loving Lord and Universal Reconciliation that Jesus preaches truly shows how in the eyes of the Creator; his Mortal children are just that - children. Children can be assholes and downright evil but if Hell and Eternal Torment exists, it is because Satan wills it to be so, and with the Fire and Wrath of God where it truly belongs - within the heart of the soul - it is not only one's right, but one's duty to conquer them. I believe if Hell exists, so too does Universal Reconciliation, and that the Will of Man and God are one and the same, and the simple fact if that were too be real, one would have the power, through God, to overthrow the Kingdom of Satan and his Lies (the Bible, Dictatorships and Organized Religion) and free both living mortals and immortal souls from the Dictatorship of Satan - who many humans worship without realizing it.
If there was a Great Flood, it was Satan's doing.
If there was an extraterrestrial origin of Hatred of Homosexuals, Atheists, and followers of other Gods (which do exist, the Ten Commandments say so), it was Satan's doing.
Hell and Fear are Satan's doing.
The Bible is possibly even Satan's doing, but I think this one can be accredited to the Arrogance of Man-Children.
God is Love. Love is God. That is all. And yes, I do believe in God. Everything else is an illusion.