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God Has Asked You For A Report On His Creation-Describe It.

rhinefire

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Your religious preference does not matter for this make believe post. Lets say God med everything then left town. You just got an email from God asking you for YOUR impression of God's creation so far to date. What would you write in your email response to God?
 
rhinefire said:
Your religious preference does not matter for this make believe post. Lets say God med everything then left town. You just got an email from God asking you for YOUR impression of God's creation so far to date. What would you write in your email response to God?
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It was a good try, but you ****ed up with religions and different languages and different cultures and different races and making humans susceptible to finding significance in any of that.

Also, the knee is a terrible joint, seriously you couldn't come up with anything better?

Why am I mortal, that seems pretty dumb?

Thanks for beer and coffee, that **** is awesome.
 
"God, you ultra-****ed this all up. Do over."
 
"You're a real selfish asshole"
 
rhinefire said:
Your religious preference does not matter for this make believe post. Lets say God med everything then left town. You just got an email from God asking you for YOUR impression of God's creation so far to date. What would you write in your email response to God?
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Heh, that's a pretty entertaining idea. I'll have a go at it.


Dear God,
'Sup Heavenly Daddy-O? I been hanging out in this world you made for us.

Have to say, really love the trees. Real master-craftsman work there, especially the oaks and redwoods. Love to look at the mountains, though boy are they a pain to travel through.

Thanks for all the cute critters too. Appreciate the way you made them so tasty as well.

Love those oceans, though it would've made things a lot easier if they weren't so salty. Yeah, I know, all that silt and stuff had to go somewhere.

Weather is awesome stuff too. Now I personally would've preferred a little less seasonal variation (not quite so cold in the winter, not quite so hot in the summer), but I realize tastes differ.

And then we come to humankind. Ah, what to say... reams of books have been written on the subject.

At his best, a wonder and a marvel, capable of incredible feats of intellect, remarkable courage, bottomless love.

At his worst, what a horror of malice and brutality.

Now, me and my homies figure that wasn't your fault... after all you gave us the choice and we chose to know both good and evil rather than stay in innocence. We made our bed and have to take the bad with the good... the bad is largely self-inflicted anyway.

On the whole, got to say it is a pretty awesome world you made for us.


PS: Duck-billed platypus? ROFL! What a prank...

:D
 
If God allowed the laws of physics (which were and are outside of God's control) to create everything, without his direct intervention (aside from maybe the "spark of life", or the initial "big bang" or something of that nature), then he did a pretty amazing job.

If God created everything by intelligent design. and actively intervenes in the lives of humans, then he did a piss poor job. What caring and all powerful entity would allow the horrors of this world to exist, when they could simply disappear those horrors and replace them with love and kindness?

I would love to believe in a caring God, who protects us like a guardian angle, and who cares for us like the master of a pet. It would be of great comfort. But I can't. No caring God would allow much of what occurs on earth. Thus, the caring Gods that most people worship and pray to, either never existed, or they are dead, including the God of the Christian Bible.
 
Which god are we discussing?
 
Always something to take a cue from:



:lamo
 
Well, Reality isn't the worst app out there so God didn't completely blow it. It was certainly fun at first, but I have to admit, the more I play it the more monotonous it is getting. But God and his dev team really need to step it up. Seriously, God? You are just going to release an app and then not update? LOTS of us users keep reporting bugs and problems and you can't even be hassled to release a patch? I feel as though all my inquiries through his customer service line are completely ignored.

I give the app itself a 3 out of 5 stars but only one star for customer service.
 
rhinefire said:
Your religious preference does not matter for this make believe post. Lets say God med everything then left town. You just got an email from God asking you for YOUR impression of God's creation so far to date. What would you write in your email response to God?
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Looks pretty good. Everything seems to fit together and work as designed, though there does seem to be a lot of empty space between all the interesting bits and what's the deal with it just getting bigger and bigger?

There is a small biological infestation on one of the minor planets out there but I'm sure you'll get around to clearing that out any time now.
 
Our world is in a mason jar with a C- on a science fair project made by a 9 year old.
 
Dear Hank, it's OK if I call you Hank.

Did you really only create 2 humans at first. You know their children would have to rely on incest to keep the population going. I guess you like that because you did it again when you commited mass genocide and killed every human with your flood except Noah & his family. Also, what's the purpose of the appendix. I nearly died when it burst. What's the deal with our sexual pleasure zones being in the exact same spot as our excrement and urine zones. What's the purpose of mosquitos? Is it your way of population control? We could do without Malaria, yellow fever, dengue fever, Japanese encephalitis, Rift Valley fever, Chikungunya virus and West Nile virus. Don't get me started on cancer. And in children. I hope your not wanting us to praise you for all this. At least you could have made our world look like the one in Avatar.
 
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