A lot of CW songs are about people doing stupid things.
But they have the very best song titles. One of my favorites is Kinky Friedman's "Get Your Biscuits In the Oven and Your Buns In Bed."
“When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, so I’ll Think You’re Walking in”
“The Last Word in Lonesome is ‘Me’”
“I Wanna Whip Your Cow”
“We Used to Kiss on the Lips, but It’s all Over Now”
“I Gave Her my Heart and a Diamond and she Clubbed me With a Spade”
“I Wish I Were a Woman so I Could go Out with a Guy Like Me”
“Did I Shave my Legs for This?”
“I Don’t Know Whether to Kill Myself or go Bowling”
“I Fell for her, She Fell for him, and He Fell for me”
“If I Can’t be Number One in Your Life, Then Number Two on You”
“Mama Get a Hammer There’s a Fly on Daddy’s Head”
“If the Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s me”
“How Can I Miss You if You Won’t go Away”
“I’d Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy”
“I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You”
“I Liked You Better Before I Knew You so Well”
“I Still miss You Baby, but My Aim’s Gettin’ Better”
“It Only Takes one Bar to make a Prison”
“I Wouldn’t take her to a Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win”
“I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight”
“I’m so Miserable Without You; It’s Like Having You Here”
“My Wife Ran Off With my Best Friend and I Sure do Miss Him”
“You’re the Reason our Kids are so Ugly”
“I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with an Ugly Woman, but I Sure Woke up With a Few”
“At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump”
“Can’t Get Over You, so Why Don’t You Get Under Me?”
“I Got In at 2 With a 10 and Woke Up at 10 With a 2”
“I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third time and Gave Her a Second Chance to make a First Class Fool out of Me”
“If Fingerprints Showed up on Skin, Wonder Whose I’d Find on You.”
“If I Were in Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back to Me”
“If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go and Find Someone else who Will”
“If You Want your Freedom PDQ, Divorce me COD”
“I’m Gonna put a Bar in the Back of my Car and Drive Myself to Drink”
“It Takes me all Night Long to do What I Used to do all Night Long”
“They May put me in Prison, but They Can’t Stop my Face from Breakin’ Out”
“If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead?”
“There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ for You”
“If She Hadn’t Been so Good Lookin’ I Might Have Seen the Train”
"I Wanna Whip Your Cow": Top 40 greatest country song titles | Washington Times Communities
Best Country-Western Song Titles of All-Time...
1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
5. Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
6. Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
7. Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2.
8. Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
9. Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
10. Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
11. Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
12. Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
13. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
15. I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You
17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
22. Please Bypass this Heart
23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Best Country Song Titles
