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Penis with a heart

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When I saw this article's title "Evolution turned this fish into a penis with a heart."
I thought of the phrase "The love of Jesus may be in my heart but the devil is surely in my pants."

Evolution turned this odd fish into a 'penis with a heart.' Here's how. | Live Science

If you've never seen a male anglerfish before, you're not missing much. Measuring just a few centimeters long on average, male anglers are a mere fraction of their partners' size, and contribute a fraction of the work to their relationships. For many anglerfish species, the male's sole responsibility is to permanently latch onto an obliging mate, fuse his circulatory system with hers, then slowly allow his eyes, fins and most of his internal organs to degenerate until he becomes what biologist Stephen Jay Gould called "a penis with a heart." The male gets constant nourishment; the female gets sperm on demand. The anglerfish circle of life spins on.

Ahhh, this sounds like my first relationship.
 
grip said:
When I saw this article's title "Evolution turned this fish into a penis with a heart."
I thought of the phrase "The love of Jesus may be in my heart but the devil is surely in my pants."

Evolution turned this odd fish into a 'penis with a heart.' Here's how. | Live Science

If you've never seen a male anglerfish before, you're not missing much. Measuring just a few centimeters long on average, male anglers are a mere fraction of their partners' size, and contribute a fraction of the work to their relationships. For many anglerfish species, the male's sole responsibility is to permanently latch onto an obliging mate, fuse his circulatory system with hers, then slowly allow his eyes, fins and most of his internal organs to degenerate until he becomes what biologist Stephen Jay Gould called "a penis with a heart." The male gets constant nourishment; the female gets sperm on demand. The anglerfish circle of life spins on.

Ahhh, this sounds like my first relationship.
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:lamo
 
grip said:
When I saw this article's title "Evolution turned this fish into a penis with a heart."
I thought of the phrase "The love of Jesus may be in my heart but the devil is surely in my pants."

Evolution turned this odd fish into a 'penis with a heart.' Here's how. | Live Science

If you've never seen a male anglerfish before, you're not missing much. Measuring just a few centimeters long on average, male anglers are a mere fraction of their partners' size, and contribute a fraction of the work to their relationships. For many anglerfish species, the male's sole responsibility is to permanently latch onto an obliging mate, fuse his circulatory system with hers, then slowly allow his eyes, fins and most of his internal organs to degenerate until he becomes what biologist Stephen Jay Gould called "a penis with a heart." The male gets constant nourishment; the female gets sperm on demand. The anglerfish circle of life spins on.

Ahhh, this sounds like my first relationship.
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:bolt
 
While some aspects of this fishy "relationship" seem absolutely terrifying, others maybe not so much....if some significant aspects of the situation could be altered, adjusted, then fine tuned.....

What if the male anglerfish DIDNT have to remain permanently attached, and didnt lose everything but his heart and penis(??) What if he held onto his body and his individuality, and would come around temporarily for "booty calls", whereupon he'd leave soon after.....
 
Who needs a heart if ya got a penis?
 
grip said:
When I saw this article's title "Evolution turned this fish into a penis with a heart."
I thought of the phrase "The love of Jesus may be in my heart but the devil is surely in my pants."

Evolution turned this odd fish into a 'penis with a heart.' Here's how. | Live Science

If you've never seen a male anglerfish before, you're not missing much. Measuring just a few centimeters long on average, male anglers are a mere fraction of their partners' size, and contribute a fraction of the work to their relationships. For many anglerfish species, the male's sole responsibility is to permanently latch onto an obliging mate, fuse his circulatory system with hers, then slowly allow his eyes, fins and most of his internal organs to degenerate until he becomes what biologist Stephen Jay Gould called "a penis with a heart." The male gets constant nourishment; the female gets sperm on demand. The anglerfish circle of life spins on.

Ahhh, this sounds like my first relationship.
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I had a relationship like that, except it was money.
 
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