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    Re: Toilet paper

    Quote Originally Posted by Chomsky View Post
    In every live-in relationship I've been in, it isn't long before my bathroom becomes a foreign place of mystery ...
    A few years ago, I put a bidet seat on my wife's toilet. (we have a his and hers bathroom) The only problem is the heated water has to travel through about 10 ft of 1/4" tubing to get there. So the water is cold for a bit, and if your not sitting on it, it squirts out onto the floor like a fountain. She still loves it. More so in summer than in winter.
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    Re: Toilet paper

    Quote Originally Posted by trblmkr View Post
    A few years ago, I put a bidet seat on my wife's toilet. (we have a his and hers bathroom) The only problem is the heated water has to travel through about 10 ft of 1/4" tubing to get there. So the water is cold for a bit, and if your not sitting on it, it squirts out onto the floor like a fountain. She still loves it. More so in summer than in winter.
    If I move, or were ever to do a tear-down/rebuild, I swear I would consider His & Hers bathrooms. I'm serious. Total freedom for each! Neat-freaks keep a neat & clean clean house, which I greatly appreciate, but they're not easy to share a bathroom with!
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    Re: Toilet paper

    Quote Originally Posted by Chomsky View Post
    If I move, or were ever to do a tear-down/rebuild, I swear I would consider His & Hers bathrooms. I'm serious. Total freedom for each! Neat-freaks keep a neat & clean clean house, which I greatly appreciate, but they're not easy to share a bathroom with!
    We don't have separate bathrooms. We have a bathroom about 12 x 20. My toilet and sink/cabinets is at one end with my step in closet and hers is at the other with her closet. The walk in shower and linen closet is in between. When we first moved in she said there is no way I'm going to go while you are going. Fast forward 3 years to the first time she really had to go and I was already there.
    But she really did try in this area. I think we were married for 5 years before I found she actually did fart. Or go #2 for that matter.
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    Re: Toilet paper

    Quote Originally Posted by Chomsky View Post
    If I move, or were ever to do a tear-down/rebuild, I swear I would consider His & Hers bathrooms. I'm serious. Total freedom for each! Neat-freaks keep a neat & clean clean house, which I greatly appreciate, but they're not easy to share a bathroom with!
    LOL, sounds like our set up.......the missus washes the towels way too son for me....Honey, I am clean when I dry myself after a shower. When she can’t stand my side any more, she goes all “dirt devil.”
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    Re: Toilet paper

    Quote Originally Posted by trblmkr View Post
    I've thought about this for a couple of months. I went the Sams in Brunswick to stock up on coffee beans and a few things. My wife had said I should check and see if they had toilet paper. I told her we don't need toilet paper. We have a couple of months worth of TP already. I'm in Sam's and down by the frozen food I start seeing cart after cart with 1 or 2 of the 36 roll packs of TP in them going by. I feel an urge to go see how much TP they have, but I suppress it. After a few more minutes in that area watching cart after cart full of TP go by, I realize that some kind of group think has taken over my brain and all I want to do is get TP. But, I did not buy TP.
    This was the first time in my life that I can remember being able to isolate an urge/impulse like this. Generated by those around me. Very weird and very cool at the same time.
    Is this somehow similar to the violence at sporting events where a small event grows out of control? Don't know and not my thing.
    But that I could feel out of control over TP, for even a moment? I got to lock that crap down. I got way worse things to worry about than TP.
    There MUST be a perfectly good reason to justify the "great toilet paper famine of 2020"! Its my theory that we are just unaware of one of the most significant coronavirus symptoms! I'm hypothesizing that, if you get coronavirus, you'll be doing #2 once every 5 minutes, for weeks at a time! So you'll be going through a roll of Cottonelle or Charmin every hour!

    It's just that the people whove been bogarting all the TP all along, were aware of this symptom long before us! That's the only logical explanation....
    →→The word " "PANDEMIC" :
    Is "DEM" surrounded by "PANIC"....

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    Re: Toilet paper

    So, 9 months ago, who here thought there would be threads discussing toilet paper? Really? Nobody? Not even about the fake charmin bit where Samantha Bee shot an arrow at the blue bears in the woods? C'mon, that was funny.
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    Re: Toilet paper

    Quote Originally Posted by Checkerboard Strangler View Post
    I swear I will never understand why a pandemic suddenly made millions of people start thinking about being able to wipe their buttholes as if somehow they might suddenly have the need to wipe them a hundred times more than is normally necessary.

    I mean, seriously...of all things....toilet paper???
    It would have made much more sense if they'd stocked up on beef, pork, chicken, fish, veggies, milk, the kind of stuff that is much more likely to run short at the peak of a pandemic.
    Your buttholes will not go into overdrive because of a virus.

    I hope all these idiots feel really stupid when they begin to notice that they bought two years worth of the stuff.
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