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    Pizza Insurance

    why would anyone want to buy insurance on pizza? The cost is about 10% of the price of the pizza.

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    Re: Pizza Insurance

    The creation of Pizza insurance actually makes me less likely to order from Dominoes. Hey, pay us extra or be guaranteed your pizza will be late, cold, and wrong.

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    Re: Pizza Insurance

    Quote Originally Posted by Glowpun View Post
    why would anyone want to buy insurance on pizza? The cost is about 10% of the price of the pizza.
    I'd still eat it...……

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    Re: Pizza Insurance

    Quote Originally Posted by Glowpun View Post
    why would anyone want to buy insurance on pizza? The cost is about 10% of the price of the pizza.
    A lot of people don't have health, life, or renters insurance, it would be silly to get pizza insurance.
    Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?”

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    Re: Pizza Insurance

    Quote Originally Posted by Bucky View Post
    A lot of people don't have health, life, or renters insurance, it would be silly to get pizza insurance.
    Let Elizabeth Warren know. She will tax the top 1% and extra point to cover that cost of national pizza insurance.

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    Re: Pizza Insurance

    Quote Originally Posted by Drawdown View Post
    The creation of Pizza insurance actually makes me less likely to order from Dominoes. Hey, pay us extra or be guaranteed your pizza will be late, cold, and wrong.
    Pizza insurance covers what happens to the pizza AFTER they give it to you.

    Domino's Home Page - Domino's Pizza, Order Pizza Online for Delivery - Dominos.com
    Domino’s Carryout Insurance program protects your order if it gets ruined after you leave the store. Just bring the damaged, uneaten pizza back to the store you ordered from in its original packaging within two hours of the time you purchased it, and Domino’s will remake it for free.
    I may be wrong.

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    Re: Pizza Insurance

    Quote Originally Posted by Simon W. Moon View Post
    Pizza insurance covers what happens to the pizza AFTER they give it to you.

    Domino's Home Page - Domino's Pizza, Order Pizza Online for Delivery - Dominos.com
    Domino’s Carryout Insurance program protects your order if it gets ruined after you leave the store. Just bring the damaged, uneaten pizza back to the store you ordered from in its original packaging within two hours of the time you purchased it, and Domino’s will remake it for free.
    They also have Delivery Insurance which would require they screw up your order 5 times before you got something for free.

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    Here is fine print: http://akamai.eprizecdn.net/dominos/247342/rules.pdf

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    Re: Pizza Insurance

    Quote Originally Posted by Drawdown View Post
    They also have Delivery Insurance which would require they screw up your order 5 times before you got something for free.

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    Here is fine print: http://akamai.eprizecdn.net/dominos/247342/rules.pdf
    What was it that said there is a fool born every minute?

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    Re: Pizza Insurance

    Quote Originally Posted by Glowpun View Post
    why would anyone want to buy insurance on pizza? The cost is about 10% of the price of the pizza.
    Domino’s Carryout Insurance Program is completely free for all customers.
    Domino's Home Page - Domino's Pizza, Order Pizza Online for Delivery - Dominos.com

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