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What a joke

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Trump was hiking with two friends, one an Indian from India and a Jew.

It was late so they stopped at a farmhouse to see if they could be put up.

Farmer says, “two in the house, one in the barn,” and agrees.

Indian says, I’ll sleep in the barn but in five minutes he’s at the door. He can’t sleep in the barn because of the cow. It’s against his religion.

Jew says he will sleep in the barn, but after five minutes, there is a knock on the door. It’s the Jew, who says because of the pig in the barn he can’t do it it’s against his religion.

Trump agrees to sleep in the barn. Five minutes, there is a knock on the door.

It’s the cow and the pig.
 
It’s the cow and the pig.
Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi
 
The Mark said:
Already you've outed it as totally implausible.
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Doubly so...he said Trump was hiking. Very unlikely. Now if they arrived in a golf cart, and the two were donors, it might work.....
 
A counter-joke, for the Trump supporters among us:

Two men are walking along a path through a pristine forest one glorious morning.

The older man says to the younger, "Just listen to those birds singing! It's like nature's orchestra."

The younger replies, "I guess so. Did you know that birds hate Donald Trump? An eagle attacked him once during a photo op. Makes you think."

A few minutes later, the older man remarks, "Look at that waterfall! Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?"

The younger replies, "The waters are orange in the dawning light. You know what else is orange? Donald Trump's fat face. The man is like an Oompa Loompa from Dahl fiction."

A few minutes later, the path opens up to a vista overlooking a magnificent valley. With his heart afire, the older man declares, "Behold creation in all its glory!"

The younger man sighs and chastens his friend, "Because of Donald Trump, all of this will be underwater in twelve years. Either that or burned down. Maybe both."

Smiling, the older man says to the younger, "My young friend, I surmise that you are an American."

The younger scoffs, "Of course you can tell that by my accent."

"I also surmise," says the older, "that American politics interest you."

"Well of course," comes the reply.

"And," says the older, "I surmise you're a regular contributor to debatepolitics.com."

The younger man's eyes grow wide. He says with amazement, "You're absolutely right. But how could you deduce something so specific?"

"Well," the older man tells him, "It's 2058. Donald Trump died 33 years ago in 2025, and you still can't shut up about him for two solid minutes. The conclusion was obvious."​
 
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