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Sugar and spoiled milk is a good description for Miracle Whip. I used to dread being handed a sandwich at a social gathering or friend's house, with the realization that there are a LOT of people out there who erroneously refer to Miracle Whip as mayo, and that the sandwich I was just handed may have been made by one of THOSE people!
Generic cream cheese......I attempted to use it once; it looked and felt like a block of white Dial soap....I had to microwave it to soften it for mixing.
Bad Idea....the stuff separates into several different substances that seem to float in opposite ends of the corningware bowl...
I was trying to "re-mix" all the different little puddles of goo back into something resembling cream cheese and the end result something closer to bio-warfare window putty...my daughter stated that if I left it alone a few days, it would eventually evolve into a higher life form.
From that point on it was Philadelphia Cream cheese only.
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Oh, yeah......never, ever get Christmas fruitcake from the dollar store; it comes in two varieties.....armor piercing, and anti-personnel. :blastem:
I once used one to kill a Volkswagen....true story.
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