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I often post about my observations of peoples behavior, they never fail to amaze me with both good deeds and jerk-ness.

( Jerk group #1)

I live in a semi detached condo and I’m also a dog owner, behind my condo is a small yard section followed by a hiking path and then wooded area. When the snow gets to deep for my elderly dog to navigate I shovel a small loop and area for her to do her #2 business in. These are spots and areas she uses regardless of season or snow depth. This is a pretty secluded area, they don’t plow the path so if any folks are back there they are trekking thru the snow.

As soon as yesterdays snow storm fizzled out after dumping over a foot of snow I went to work on the loop and #2 area. I purposefully shovel the snow in such a way to discourage others from using it, meaning I make snow barriers. It’s important to note just about all the properties have this small yard area off there patios.

It wasn’t one hour after I completed this dog area did the masses show up, It was like I sent out an email inviting all to bring your dog here, I shoveled. At last count, eight people had brought there dogs into this area and I awoke to two piles of presents this morning to clean up. I watched one of these dog owners in action, the women was wearing flannel jammies her husbands snow boots and a very unflattering parka. She wasn’t walking her dog on the hiking trail and the dog just happened to discover this area, she carried her toy breed to this area and had to step over a snow mound to place the dog onto this shoveled area. Now, being a condo, there really isn’t anything I can do about this other than give these people the evil eye while they do it. So that’s my plan today, I have a full day in my home office and intend to go outside on my patio with each person and stare them down. I will know when they do this, my home office window faces this area and my dog gets a bit upset with other dogs using her trails/loop and will bark, funny, someone could break into my home and she wouldn’t even bother to get up but a dog on her loop, she and I draw the line there.

(Jerk group #2)

Snowstorms can bring out the best or worst in people or neighbors. With my condo, I have two assigned and numbered parking spots, just on the other side of the road 20 feet away is overflow for folks with more than two vehicles and guest parking for all to use. I only have one vehicle so one of my spots stays empty unless my wonder gypsy son in around. Once this last storm was over I shoveled and then moved my Jeep to an open unassigned spot knowing the plow drivers would be coming thru overnight. I made it a point to get up early to move the jeep back into what I hoped would be a cleared assigned spot at 7:00am. Well, both of my spots had vehicles in them. Who are these jerks? Now my parking spots are a mess.
 
I often post about my observations of peoples behavior, they never fail to amaze me with both good deeds and jerk-ness.

( Jerk group #1)

I live in a semi detached condo and I’m also a dog owner, behind my condo is a small yard section followed by a hiking path and then wooded area. When the snow gets to deep for my elderly dog to navigate I shovel a small loop and area for her to do her #2 business in. These are spots and areas she uses regardless of season or snow depth. This is a pretty secluded area, they don’t plow the path so if any folks are back there they are trekking thru the snow.

As soon as yesterdays snow storm fizzled out after dumping over a foot of snow I went to work on the loop and #2 area. I purposefully shovel the snow in such a way to discourage others from using it, meaning I make snow barriers. It’s important to note just about all the properties have this small yard area off there patios.

It wasn’t one hour after I completed this dog area did the masses show up, It was like I sent out an email inviting all to bring your dog here, I shoveled. At last count, eight people had brought there dogs into this area and I awoke to two piles of presents this morning to clean up. I watched one of these dog owners in action, the women was wearing flannel jammies her husbands snow boots and a very unflattering parka. She wasn’t walking her dog on the hiking trail and the dog just happened to discover this area, she carried her toy breed to this area and had to step over a snow mound to place the dog onto this shoveled area. Now, being a condo, there really isn’t anything I can do about this other than give these people the evil eye while they do it. So that’s my plan today, I have a full day in my home office and intend to go outside on my patio with each person and stare them down. I will know when they do this, my home office window faces this area and my dog gets a bit upset with other dogs using her trails/loop and will bark, funny, someone could break into my home and she wouldn’t even bother to get up but a dog on her loop, she and I draw the line there.

(Jerk group #2)

Snowstorms can bring out the best or worst in people or neighbors. With my condo, I have two assigned and numbered parking spots, just on the other side of the road 20 feet away is overflow for folks with more than two vehicles and guest parking for all to use. I only have one vehicle so one of my spots stays empty unless my wonder gypsy son in around. Once this last storm was over I shoveled and then moved my Jeep to an open unassigned spot knowing the plow drivers would be coming thru overnight. I made it a point to get up early to move the jeep back into what I hoped would be a cleared assigned spot at 7:00am. Well, both of my spots had vehicles in them. Who are these jerks? Now my parking spots are a mess.

the punishment for bein a jerk to people in our town is u got to smoke the hole carton of cigarettes
 
I often post about my observations of peoples behavior, they never fail to amaze me with both good deeds and jerk-ness.

( Jerk group #1)

I live in a semi detached condo and I’m also a dog owner, behind my condo is a small yard section followed by a hiking path and then wooded area. When the snow gets to deep for my elderly dog to navigate I shovel a small loop and area for her to do her #2 business in. These are spots and areas she uses regardless of season or snow depth. This is a pretty secluded area, they don’t plow the path so if any folks are back there they are trekking thru the snow.

As soon as yesterdays snow storm fizzled out after dumping over a foot of snow I went to work on the loop and #2 area. I purposefully shovel the snow in such a way to discourage others from using it, meaning I make snow barriers. It’s important to note just about all the properties have this small yard area off there patios.

It wasn’t one hour after I completed this dog area did the masses show up, It was like I sent out an email inviting all to bring your dog here, I shoveled. At last count, eight people had brought there dogs into this area and I awoke to two piles of presents this morning to clean up. I watched one of these dog owners in action, the women was wearing flannel jammies her husbands snow boots and a very unflattering parka. She wasn’t walking her dog on the hiking trail and the dog just happened to discover this area, she carried her toy breed to this area and had to step over a snow mound to place the dog onto this shoveled area. Now, being a condo, there really isn’t anything I can do about this other than give these people the evil eye while they do it. So that’s my plan today, I have a full day in my home office and intend to go outside on my patio with each person and stare them down. I will know when they do this, my home office window faces this area and my dog gets a bit upset with other dogs using her trails/loop and will bark, funny, someone could break into my home and she wouldn’t even bother to get up but a dog on her loop, she and I draw the line there.

(Jerk group #2)

Snowstorms can bring out the best or worst in people or neighbors. With my condo, I have two assigned and numbered parking spots, just on the other side of the road 20 feet away is overflow for folks with more than two vehicles and guest parking for all to use. I only have one vehicle so one of my spots stays empty unless my wonder gypsy son in around. Once this last storm was over I shoveled and then moved my Jeep to an open unassigned spot knowing the plow drivers would be coming thru overnight. I made it a point to get up early to move the jeep back into what I hoped would be a cleared assigned spot at 7:00am. Well, both of my spots had vehicles in them. Who are these jerks? Now my parking spots are a mess.

People who won't clean up after their dogs and who usurp other people's parking are indeed jerks. Here's another example, taken from the local Facebook group:

So today like about 10 minutes ago, my mom was parked in front of the Senior Center. There was a lady outside waiting, my mom politely asks a question & the lady starts insulting her. She starts telling her to speak English because this is America, also that she was a wet back & that she should go back to Mexico. So my mom tells the security about the problem. Him being white & all says he "can't do anything about it." I answered him "So I have to beat her up in order for the cops to come & do something about it?" He stayed quiet & still didn't do anything.
SO WHAT THE HECK are we supposed to do?! MEXICANS HAVE RIGHTS TOO & WE CAN SPEAK ALL THE DAMN SPAINSH WE'D LIKE �� It makes me so mad but sad. It's so sad to what America is becoming. This is what PRESIDENT TRUMP is DOING TO OUR COUNTRY.

Copied verbatim, errors and all. For what it's worth, not even I can blame Trump for this one. My comment: This woman was no doubt a jackass before the election as well.

Several others posted similar comments.
 
People who won't clean up after their dogs and who usurp other people's parking are indeed jerks. Here's another example, taken from the local Facebook group:



Copied verbatim, errors and all. For what it's worth, not even I can blame Trump for this one. My comment: This woman was no doubt a jackass before the election as well.

Several others posted similar comments.

What in the hell does the example you copied and pasted have to do with what I wrote? BTW, you do get there is a whole forum to get political on?
 
I spent several hours clearing snow from my 300 foot driveway. Took a shower and tried to leave. I couldn't leave because my neighbor had parked his car in my driveway. I went to his house and politely asked him to remove his car. He said "Where am I supposed to park then?"

What do you think? Does he qualify for one of those Jerk badges?
 
What in the hell does the example you copied and pasted have to do with what I wrote? BTW, you do get there is a whole forum to get political on?

Well, your thread was about jerks.
And your response to my post was appropriate to the thread.
 
I spent several hours clearing snow from my 300 foot driveway. Took a shower and tried to leave. I couldn't leave because my neighbor had parked his car in my driveway. I went to his house and politely asked him to remove his car. He said "Where am I supposed to park then?"

What do you think? Does he qualify for one of those Jerk badges?

Can't he shovel his driveway?
 
the punishment for bein a jerk to people in our town is u got to smoke the hole carton of cigarettes

Stop! Please, stop!
I beg you...
 
Can't he shovel his driveway?

Yes. His mother must have read my facial expression. Before I could respond, she stepped in and suggested that he move the car while she got some shovels.
 
I spent several hours clearing snow from my 300 foot driveway. Took a shower and tried to leave. I couldn't leave because my neighbor had parked his car in my driveway. I went to his house and politely asked him to remove his car. He said "Where am I supposed to park then?"

What do you think? Does he qualify for one of those Jerk badges?

Get his car towed. End. The next time the prick decides to park he might considering not parking on your property.
 
I often post about my observations of peoples behavior, they never fail to amaze me with both good deeds and jerk-ness.

( Jerk group #1)

I live in a semi detached condo and I’m also a dog owner, behind my condo is a small yard section followed by a hiking path and then wooded area. When the snow gets to deep for my elderly dog to navigate I shovel a small loop and area for her to do her #2 business in. These are spots and areas she uses regardless of season or snow depth. This is a pretty secluded area, they don’t plow the path so if any folks are back there they are trekking thru the snow.

As soon as yesterdays snow storm fizzled out after dumping over a foot of snow I went to work on the loop and #2 area. I purposefully shovel the snow in such a way to discourage others from using it, meaning I make snow barriers. It’s important to note just about all the properties have this small yard area off there patios.

It wasn’t one hour after I completed this dog area did the masses show up, It was like I sent out an email inviting all to bring your dog here, I shoveled. At last count, eight people had brought there dogs into this area and I awoke to two piles of presents this morning to clean up. I watched one of these dog owners in action, the women was wearing flannel jammies her husbands snow boots and a very unflattering parka. She wasn’t walking her dog on the hiking trail and the dog just happened to discover this area, she carried her toy breed to this area and had to step over a snow mound to place the dog onto this shoveled area. Now, being a condo, there really isn’t anything I can do about this other than give these people the evil eye while they do it. So that’s my plan today, I have a full day in my home office and intend to go outside on my patio with each person and stare them down. I will know when they do this, my home office window faces this area and my dog gets a bit upset with other dogs using her trails/loop and will bark, funny, someone could break into my home and she wouldn’t even bother to get up but a dog on her loop, she and I draw the line there.

(Jerk group #2)

Snowstorms can bring out the best or worst in people or neighbors. With my condo, I have two assigned and numbered parking spots, just on the other side of the road 20 feet away is overflow for folks with more than two vehicles and guest parking for all to use. I only have one vehicle so one of my spots stays empty unless my wonder gypsy son in around. Once this last storm was over I shoveled and then moved my Jeep to an open unassigned spot knowing the plow drivers would be coming thru overnight. I made it a point to get up early to move the jeep back into what I hoped would be a cleared assigned spot at 7:00am. Well, both of my spots had vehicles in them. Who are these jerks? Now my parking spots are a mess.

Well, my personality is to offer solutions rather than just listening, so, here goes...

#1...somehow put plastic grocery bags outside by this area along with a sign that says something like, "I shoveled this for my dog. You can use it for yours, BUT please clean up. Bags provided. Signed, The Curmudgeon Looking Out The Window.

#2...that would make me crazy!! Seriously! Insist your association put up a Violators Will Be Towed sign. I'd have their cars towed. Signed Maggie Curmudgeon.
 
Yes. His mother must have read my facial expression. Before I could respond, she stepped in and suggested that he move the car while she got some shovels.

His mother? Oh, I thought this was an adult. Regardless, he could still have shoveled the drive way, no reason to make his mom do it. And depending on how much time I had to get somewhere, I'd threaten to have him towed if he didn't move his car.
 
His mother? Oh, I thought this was an adult. Regardless, he could still have shoveled the drive way, no reason to make his mom do it. And depending on how much time I had to get somewhere, I'd threaten to have him towed if he didn't move his car.

He never asked if he could park in the driveway in the first place. This those kind of pricks they won't listen to **** since they think they can just walk all over everyone else.
 
He never asked if he could park in the driveway in the first place. This those kind of pricks they won't listen to **** since they think they can just walk all over everyone else.

I suppose they then learn how expensive it is to get your car out of the impound lot, lol.
 
I suppose they then learn how expensive it is to get your car out of the impound lot, lol.

Natsb learned the hard way that these kind of people just care about themselves. They're not going to listen when you go over and talk to them about their infraction, so just skip that nonsense and get their car off your property. At that point they can enjoy getting their car from the impound and a nice middle finger from me for violating my property rights.
 
Get his car towed. End. The next time the prick decides to park he might considering not parking on your property.

The problem being... His mother is a saint. She could easily win the best neighbor ever award. And technically, like everything else in this guys life, the car is hers. When I got back from my errand, she was shoveling her driveway by herself, so I got out and helped. I would love to figure out how to educate this guy without getting any spray on his mother.
 
The problem being... His mother is a saint. She could easily win the best neighbor ever award. And technically, like everything else in this guys life, the car is hers. When I got back from my errand, she was shoveling her driveway by herself, so I got out and helped. I would love to figure out how to educate this guy without getting any spray on his mother.

If it's her car then just go to the mother about the issue.
 
Remove the license plate and call in an abandoned vehicle to the police to get it towed. If the person drives before the tow truck gets there he will still get a ticket for driving without a plate.

Or to be a bigger jerk, put a two screws under the right rear tire, one on each side so no matter which way they drive off they get a screw into the tire. Being the right rear, it is not very dangerous and it is the most common tire to get nails or screws in
 
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