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Wouldn't it be nice if we could all get together around a campfire and chat about anything and everything except politics? Anyone have a good story to tell?

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Wouldn't it be nice if we could all get together around a campfire and chat about anything and everything except politics? Anyone have a good story to tell?

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Okay. So the blonde teenager texted her friend...."What does IDK mean??"

Friend texts back..."I don't know."

Blondie texts back...OH MY GOD! NOBODY DOES!!
 
Remember Mark Hamill from Star Wars? He doesn't like to eat in Chinese restaurants. He likes the food fine, but has a lot of trouble using chopsticks. Just when he starts to get really frustrated, this voice whispers in his ear, "Use the Forks Luke."
 
Remember Mark Hamill from Star Wars? He doesn't like to eat in Chinese restaurants. He likes the food fine, but has a lot of trouble using chopsticks. Just when he starts to get really frustrated, this voice whispers in his ear, "Use the Forks Luke."

Interesting story about Mark Hamill.. My brother in law is a comic book artist, and Mark Hamill likes comic books. He had something avaible to him that my brother in law said he wanted in a fanzine once, and the fanzine called him up and said 'Oh, this guy said he had access to what you want, here is his phone number, and he'll talk to you'. It was Mark Hamill, and for a number of years, my brother in law used to get a Christmas card from Mark.
 
So Tom left the garage door open last night while he walked the dog. When he walked the dog this morning, he thought he saw a little kitten skittle away toward the back of the garage. He decided to clean up the garage trying to flush her out.

Lo and behold, he moved a large plastic bag and there inside was a dead baby possum. He felt soooo bad! As he moved the plastic bag off the shelf and set it on the floor, baby possum hissed at him and took off waddling to the dark recesses of the garage. Tom slipped and banged his head on the shelving. He forgot how "playing possum" came to be. LMAO!!

he set a live trap, opened a can of tuna,baited it and waited til dark. Bam! Got 'im. Turned him loose in the yard, and off he ran seemingly none the worse for wear.

Tom has a headache.
 
As a kid I spent few summers at my uncle's farm .We used to roast delicious corns and potatos over woodfire and pick up fresh little watermelons by listening what adults were talking
 
Wouldn't it be nice if we could all get together around a campfire and chat about anything and everything except politics? Anyone have a good story to tell?

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Saturday after being out all day shopping and running errands, I came home to put on my PJ's and as I was taking off my undergarments a ten dollar bill fell to the ground. I thought at my age, that was pretty funny.

I know that it was probably just stuck there from a laundry event but it was still funny none the less. Glad it was one bill and not a whole bunch of ones :confused:

And would it be wrong of me to say that the Trump Presidency is paying off already? LOL
 
Today in my classroom during a few minutes of downtime, the kids were talking about getting spanked when they get in trouble. I told the story about getting a spanking when I played in mud in my brand new church shoes. Then a boy raised his hand and asked, "Do adults get spankings?" :shock: :lol:
 
Today in my classroom during a few minutes of downtime, the kids were talking about getting spanked when they get in trouble. I told the story about getting a spanking when I played in mud in my brand new church shoes. Then a boy raised his hand and asked, "Do adults get spankings?" :shock: :lol:

Well? Do They?
 
Today in my classroom during a few minutes of downtime, the kids were talking about getting spanked when they get in trouble. I told the story about getting a spanking when I played in mud in my brand new church shoes. Then a boy raised his hand and asked, "Do adults get spankings?" :shock: :lol:
:mrgreen:
Not sure that is a campfire chat
 
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