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    Re: Random thoughts.

    How you can tell if you're dreaming ....

    You plug an address into your browser and hit enter and nothing comes up, because you're in bed. And you don't have an internet connection in bed. Or a computer.

    You look out your front window and see you have no porch or sidewalk because of a contractor error -- they were supposed to be removing the walkway next door -- but then you see that it's all filled in with grass. As if contractors would do that.

    Your house keeps growing new rooms such as concert halls and gift shops.

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    Re: Random thoughts.

    Yesterday, they are starting to sell Halloween merchandise in the first full week of August.
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    Re: Random thoughts.

    Just came back from the doctors office. My blood pressure was 157/109, that explains my noise bleeds
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    Re: Random thoughts.

    Quote Originally Posted by Atheist 2020 View Post
    Just came back from the doctors office. My blood pressure was 157/109, that explains my noise bleeds
    what about that blood pressure reading explains your nose bleeds
    we are negotiating about dividing a pizza and in the meantime israel is eating it
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    And evangelical Christians are head over heels in love with a thrice married adulterer who regularly paid these whores to cheat on those wives. Talk about walking with christ.
    When I saw that I laughed so hard I peed myself like one of Trump's Russian hookers.

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    Re: Random thoughts.

    Quote Originally Posted by justabubba View Post
    what about that blood pressure reading explains your nose bleeds
    High blood pressure puts more stress on the blood vessels in the nose. ..
    No one needs a war more than a Politician who is low in the Polls.

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    Re: Random thoughts.

    Quote Originally Posted by Atheist 2020 View Post
    Just came back from the doctors office. My blood pressure was 157/109, that explains my noise bleeds
    I would hope that the good doctor didn’t just “send you home!”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rexedgar View Post
    I would hope that the good doctor didn’t just “send you home!”
    Yep, she did. I just forgot to take my meds for 3 days. My main doctor sent me to the hospital when it was 189/120. Yep, I am going to have a stroke one day. I just tell my wife, trash day is Friday
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    The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself -- Albert Camus (1913 - 1960)

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