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Old sayings- words of wit or wisdom or skewering someone/thing. Local, regional, used

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He lit out of here like his arse was on fire - left in a huff-

And they say he is the smart one in the family- stating he ain't to bright

He can't tell **** from shinola

Picking fly**** out of pepper.

Takes after his father- can be positive or negative.
 
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He's as guilty as the government

Not my circus, not my monkeys

Sure as ****

Hakuna Matata

Taste your words before you spit them out

Don't put all your eggs in one basket
 
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A modest man, who has much to be modest about.

He was at his best when the going was good.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it!
 
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"Sh*tting a brick sideways" is my fav. :cool:
 
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like a gop voter on food stamps.
 
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Talks before he thinks and he don't think often.

That boy is dog lazy.

Ugly as sin.

Turn a dog away from a gut wagon.

My Fathers -Take a flying **** at a galloping gooses arse.
Still can't figure that all the way out.
 
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O.K., that made me laugh
 
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Three sheets to the wind

Bohica

Red sky at night, sailor's delight; red sky in the morning, sailor's take warning

Git on down to the git down

"Just desserts"
 
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PoS said:
"Sh*tting a brick sideways" is my fav. :cool:
Click to expand...

Always did like how mnay describe Florida- Gods waiting room.
 
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Cutting his grass- hitting on someones girlfriend/wife
 
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crookeder than a barrel of fish hooks...

tight as the bark on a tree...

so tight he squeaks when he walks...

so tight he can squeeze the buffalo off a nickle...

don't take any wooden nickles...

ain't worth a plug nickle...
 
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Some of my favorites, many of them from my father...


His elevator don't go all the way up.

He ain't rowing with both oars in the water.

Sharp enough to cut butter.

Mo'better (more better)

That don't gee-haw (referring to how you direct a mule when plowing, something Dad knew about).

Your axe is about sharp enough to cut white pine. (white pine is a very soft wood)



My very favorite...

I ain't putting my dog in that fight.
 
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Hard sayin’, not knowin’.

Picking the white outta chicken poop.

Big noise on stairs, nobody coming down.
 
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mad as an old wet hen...

run around like a chicken with its head cut off...

sick as a dog...

barkin' up the wrong tree...

too big for your britches...

slow as molasses...

quiet as a church mouse...

well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit...

can't carry a tune in a bucket...

And of course, my top 2 favs...

well, bless your heart...

ain't you precious...
 
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