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How not to commit burglary...

Infinite Chaos

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A man burst into his friend's house with a pair of tights over his head to steal his safe.
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Mr Crew was woken at 3am on April 5 by a loud knock at the door. When he opened the door, he saw a man in black clothing with a pair of tights over his head but he immediately recognised the man as Morgan due to his voice and a tattoo of a stag on his hand. Link.
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Surprised he bothered with the tights over his head...
 
Looks like the thief got 8 years but the homeowner also assaulted the thief with a baseball bat. Didn't the homeowner get sentenced too? From the sound of things the thief had a difficult upbringing and wasn't entirely responsible for his actions as society had let him down. The homeowner, in my opinion, simply failed to acknowledge the injustices society had imposed on the thief and sought to impose even MORE injustices.

Based on this situation and the rules of social justice it is my determination that all residents of the unpronounceable Welsh community should be required to hand over £50 to the thief and write him a nice letter apologizing for their failure to recognize and appreciate his struggles.
 
Lutherf said:
Looks like the thief got 8 years but the homeowner also assaulted the thief with a baseball bat. Didn't the homeowner get sentenced too? From the sound of things the thief had a difficult upbringing and wasn't entirely responsible for his actions as society had let him down. The homeowner, in my opinion, simply failed to acknowledge the injustices society had imposed on the thief and sought to impose even MORE injustices.

Based on this situation and the rules of social justice it is my determination that all residents of the unpronounceable Welsh community should be required to hand over £50 to the thief and write him a nice letter apologizing for their failure to recognize and appreciate his struggles.
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Downgrading from making fun of people dying from COVID to making fun of attempted robbery? I guess it's less ugly, but still. Ugly, and lame. Don't do stand-up.
 
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