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    Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

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    Re: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

    Quote Originally Posted by Josie View Post
    Saw a story yesterday about a guy marrying the beer he loved. And it was friggin' Keystone Light! ugh!
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    Re: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bullseye View Post
    Saw a story yesterday about a guy marrying the beer he loved. And it was friggin' Keystone Light! ugh!
    Keystone Light doesn't even qualify as beer.
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    Re: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

    Quote Originally Posted by Josie View Post
    Great, now I have "be our guest" running in the back of my head...
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    Re: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

    Quote Originally Posted by Oborosen View Post
    Great, now I have "be our guest" running in the back of my head...
    In a French accent, amirite?
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    Re: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bullseye View Post
    Saw a story yesterday about a guy marrying the beer he loved. And it was friggin' Keystone Light! ugh!
    What the hell, was PBR already married?
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    Re: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

    I hope there's a prenuptial agreement.

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    Re: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

    Mocking how she feels and what she loves is deplorable... the objectophiliaism in this thread is disgusting.

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    Re: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

    Quote Originally Posted by Josie View Post
    Woman plans to marry 91-year-old chandelier

    Perhaps she identifies as a feather duster.
    So, eh, her previous relationship was with the Statue of Liberty and she changed her name for that purpose.


    Then you've got this -
    “I know a lot of people think my attraction to chandeliers is strange, but I’m not crazy.”
    Yes. Yes, toots, you are definitely crazy. And not a good kind of crazy either.

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    Re: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhisattva View Post
    Mocking how she feels and what she loves is deplorable... the objectophiliaism in this thread is disgusting.
    Hey now! I'm perfectly willing to objectify a woman!

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