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Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

Bullseye said:
Saw a story yesterday about a guy marrying the beer he loved. And it was friggin' Keystone Light! ugh!
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Keystone Light doesn't even qualify as beer.
 
Bullseye said:
Saw a story yesterday about a guy marrying the beer he loved. And it was friggin' Keystone Light! ugh!
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What the hell, was PBR already married?
 
I hope there's a prenuptial agreement.
 
Mocking how she feels and what she loves is deplorable... the objectophiliaism in this thread is disgusting.
 
Josie said:
Woman plans to marry 91-year-old chandelier

Perhaps she identifies as a feather duster.
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So, eh, her previous relationship was with the Statue of Liberty and she changed her name for that purpose.


Then you've got this -
“I know a lot of people think my attraction to chandeliers is strange, but I’m not crazy.”
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Yes. Yes, toots, you are definitely crazy. And not a good kind of crazy either.
 
Someone needs to shed some light on this situation.
 
So this ding bat claimed she was married to the statue of liberty under another name and today she wants to marry a chandler she has determined is a female. So is she a lesbian? You tell me.
What I see is just another example of making a mockery of the sanctity of marriage.
 
I heard the chandelier grabbed her between the legs - and she let it!!!!!
 
Bodhisattva said:
Mocking how she feels and what she loves is deplorable... the objectophiliaism in this thread is disgusting.
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Didnt you fall in love with a sheep?
 
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