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Thread: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

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    Re: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

    Someone needs to shed some light on this situation.
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    Re: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

    So this ding bat claimed she was married to the statue of liberty under another name and today she wants to marry a chandler she has determined is a female. So is she a lesbian? You tell me.
    What I see is just another example of making a mockery of the sanctity of marriage.

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    Re: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

    But...but...love is love!
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    Re: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

    Quote Originally Posted by Josie View Post
    Woman plans to marry 91-year-old chandelier

    Perhaps she identifies as a feather duster.

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    Considering the chandelier can not consent, if she tries to make love to it (not sure what pronouns the chandelier would like) would that then be considered rape?

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    Re: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

    I heard the chandelier grabbed her between the legs - and she let it!!!!!
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    Re: Woman plans to marry a 91-year old.................................. chandelier.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhisattva View Post
    Mocking how she feels and what she loves is deplorable... the objectophiliaism in this thread is disgusting.
    Didnt you fall in love with a sheep?

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