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Florida Man threatens to unleash an army....of Turtles.

Roadvirus

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A self-proclaimed "saint" was arrested in a coastal Florida town Sunday after screaming obscenities and threatening to unleash an army of turtles, an arrest affidavit reportedly said.

Authorities received multiple calls about a man who was disturbing the peace at several businesses in Indialantic, a town about 75 miles southeast of Orlando, the affidavit said. The suspect, later identified as 61-year-old Thomas Devaney Lane, was calling himself "the saint" and allegedly said his army of turtles would "destroy everyone," WKMG reported.

Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles: police | Fox News
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I had no idea Turtledude lived in Florida....
Just kidding. ;)

Anyways...This guy must've figured if Danny DeVito could do it (re: Batman Returns), he could.
 
Sweet!! More Turtle Soup... just make sure to remove Turtle Dude first... not tasty...
 
Sounds like a terrorist threat to me. ;)
 
Roadvirus said:
I had no idea Turtledude lived in Florida....
Just kidding. ;)

Anyways...This guy must've figured if Danny DeVito could do it (re: Batman Returns), he could.
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Turtles? TURTLES?? TURTLES???


 
Roadvirus said:
I had no idea Turtledude lived in Florida....
Just kidding. ;)

Anyways...This guy must've figured if Danny DeVito could do it (re: Batman Returns), he could.
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To be fair, there are turtles that are potentially dangerous.

Especially the kind that react like this if stepped on
 
Would it have killed him to put on a Maga hat first.
 
ecofarm said:
Let them say no more, "Florida Man". For the time of Maga Man is upon us.
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You need to trade mark that... the Suffragettes, the Hippies, Beet necks... and The Maga Man. It will go down in history.
 
Bodhisattva said:
You need to trade mark that... the Suffragettes, the Hippies, Beet necks... and The Maga Man. It will go down in history.
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Go get a Maga Man story. We'll paint everyone right of Bernie with that bad boy.
 
Roadvirus said:
I had no idea Turtledude lived in Florida....
Just kidding. ;)

Anyways...This guy must've figured if Danny DeVito could do it (re: Batman Returns), he could.
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Nah, if it was Turtledude he would have screamed about government fascists infringing on the reptilian right to bear arms.
 
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