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A self-proclaimed "saint" was arrested in a coastal Florida town Sunday after screaming obscenities and threatening to unleash an army of turtles, an arrest affidavit reportedly said.
Authorities received multiple calls about a man who was disturbing the peace at several businesses in Indialantic, a town about 75 miles southeast of Orlando, the affidavit said. The suspect, later identified as 61-year-old Thomas Devaney Lane, was calling himself "the saint" and allegedly said his army of turtles would "destroy everyone," WKMG reported.
Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles: police | Fox News
I had no idea Turtledude lived in Florida....
Just kidding.
Anyways...This guy must've figured if Danny DeVito could do it (re: Batman Returns), he could.