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Here in this thread we can nominate people we feel are worthy of the idiot of the year 2015 award.
My first nomination is this one:
As yet unnamed 29 year old man from Germany who had the brilliant idea to get some extra cash for the upcoming new years day celebrations (or some other insane reason) and together with 2 other men he decided to blow up a condom machine with an as yet unknown explosive. They were very successful in their attempt to blow it up, too successful in fact because the 29 year old man was killed when he was struck with metal pieces that were catapulted from the metal box the condom dispenser was housed in.
His 2 accomplices managed to get the man to a hospital (not being smart enough to just call an ambulance) and lied to the hospital staff that he just fell of some stairs. The hospital staff did not believe this fib and called the police. There the 2 remaining thieves sang like little jail birds and came clean about what they did.
The police picked up the loot which was 14 euro's in change an a lot of condom packages strewn all over the place.
The way the culprit died after they lit the fuse on their explosive charge and ran for cover in their car, the first 2 managed to get inside the car but the third one (the deceased one) did not manage to close the passenger door and was struck by a piece of metal that was blasted from the condom machine and he was struck right in the head. He lost consciousness immediately and died in hospital.
I nominate this unknown German for idiot of the year, due to pure stupidity over the method and the target they choose to blow up (a condom machine, like there is a lot of money in such a thing).
I am curious to see what other candidates we get, after the biggest idiots are nominated I might just make an opinion poll so we can truly vote for biggest idiot of the year.
My first nomination is this one:
As yet unnamed 29 year old man from Germany who had the brilliant idea to get some extra cash for the upcoming new years day celebrations (or some other insane reason) and together with 2 other men he decided to blow up a condom machine with an as yet unknown explosive. They were very successful in their attempt to blow it up, too successful in fact because the 29 year old man was killed when he was struck with metal pieces that were catapulted from the metal box the condom dispenser was housed in.
His 2 accomplices managed to get the man to a hospital (not being smart enough to just call an ambulance) and lied to the hospital staff that he just fell of some stairs. The hospital staff did not believe this fib and called the police. There the 2 remaining thieves sang like little jail birds and came clean about what they did.
The police picked up the loot which was 14 euro's in change an a lot of condom packages strewn all over the place.
The way the culprit died after they lit the fuse on their explosive charge and ran for cover in their car, the first 2 managed to get inside the car but the third one (the deceased one) did not manage to close the passenger door and was struck by a piece of metal that was blasted from the condom machine and he was struck right in the head. He lost consciousness immediately and died in hospital.
I nominate this unknown German for idiot of the year, due to pure stupidity over the method and the target they choose to blow up (a condom machine, like there is a lot of money in such a thing).
I am curious to see what other candidates we get, after the biggest idiots are nominated I might just make an opinion poll so we can truly vote for biggest idiot of the year.