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    Man Dies During sex With Scarecrow He Dressed In Lipstick And Long-Haired Wig

    Man dies during sex with scarecrow he dressed in lipstick and long-haired wig

    11:28, 3 April 2015 By Alex Wellman

    The rotting remains of Jose Alberto, whose neighbours said was a loner, were found in his home
    A man was found dead in his home after having sex with a scarecrow that he had dressed up in a wig, lipstick and strap-on sex toy.

    The rotting remains of Jose Alberto were discovered in his home after neighbours reported a foul smell coming from the building.

    Police forced their way into the home in San Jose de Balcare, eastern Argentina, and were stunned to discover the 58-year-old shepherd lying dead.

    Next to him lay a scarecrow that had been dressed up as a woman - but wearing a strap-on sex toy.

    Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: "I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.

    "It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.

    "There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow.

    "Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.

    "We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.”

    Neighbours said the man, who was known to live alone and had no mobile phone, was often seen as a loner.

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    What a way to go.

    That's the whole article, btw, it was very short and sweet.
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    Re: Man Dies During sex With Scarecrow He Dressed In Lipstick And Long-Haired Wig

    As far as ways to die go, that one's for the birds! But I'll try not to crow about it. I don't want other posters raven at me.

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    Re: Man Dies During sex With Scarecrow He Dressed In Lipstick And Long-Haired Wig

    Quote Originally Posted by Kobie View Post
    As far as ways to die go, that one's for the birds! But I'll try not to crow about it. I don't want other posters raven at me.
    That's just wrong.
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    Re: Man Dies During sex With Scarecrow He Dressed In Lipstick And Long-Haired Wig

    Quote Originally Posted by Van Basten View Post
    What a way to go.

    That's the whole article, btw, it was very short and sweet.
    Very sweet, especially as we now know he was a loner possibly. But he was not alone.

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    Re: Man Dies During sex With Scarecrow He Dressed In Lipstick And Long-Haired Wig

    Quote Originally Posted by Kobie View Post
    As far as ways to die go, that one's for the birds! But I'll try not to crow about it. I don't want other posters raven at me.

    Oh please don't start with your straw man arguments. You could talk about this like an adult if you only had a brain.
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