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Being a squid, I had never had the "pleasure" of sampling MRE coffee until zero dark thirty today.
I was going through some stuff to take to a "swap or buy" with my outdoor camping group and discovered an MRE STAR packet i had squirreled away for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Pinto bean stew with ham. It was actually very good. The huge, devoid of salt crackers were not bad either, and the sugar cookies were so-so.
Then i tried the coffee. This stuff should be banned on humanitarian grounds.
I put 8oz of boiling water in a cup, put in the packet of coffee and it dissovled nicely. Then i put in the packet (only one) of sugar...no problem.
Then the "cream'....more accurately described as chalk dust from a 50's classroom. Almost none of it dissolved, but just floated on top in big and little chunks.
OK, I had come this far, so let's have a drink.
)*&*&^%$#%$%^&&)(*_)(*(*&^*^%$^#))()(*&*&%$
is an accurate description of what my mouth and taste buds were telling me.
Every coffee maker in the world should give you a lifetime card for free coffee anywhere you grunts may go in the world.
You have earned it.
I was going through some stuff to take to a "swap or buy" with my outdoor camping group and discovered an MRE STAR packet i had squirreled away for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Pinto bean stew with ham. It was actually very good. The huge, devoid of salt crackers were not bad either, and the sugar cookies were so-so.
Then i tried the coffee. This stuff should be banned on humanitarian grounds.
I put 8oz of boiling water in a cup, put in the packet of coffee and it dissovled nicely. Then i put in the packet (only one) of sugar...no problem.
Then the "cream'....more accurately described as chalk dust from a 50's classroom. Almost none of it dissolved, but just floated on top in big and little chunks.
OK, I had come this far, so let's have a drink.
)*&*&^%$#%$%^&&)(*_)(*(*&^*^%$^#))()(*&*&%$
is an accurate description of what my mouth and taste buds were telling me.
Every coffee maker in the world should give you a lifetime card for free coffee anywhere you grunts may go in the world.
You have earned it.