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This one told to me by a city cop who was just a block away when a call come in on a domestic disturbance at an apartment complex.
There, he saw and heard a man down in the courtyard loudly but not angrily calling out his wife's name and for her to come home - over and over - ignoring what the man at the railing on the 2nd story was shouting at him. The man on the 2nd story was shouting down at the husband in full graphic details all the ways he had sex with that man's wife all night and that they were still going that morning -making it as pornographic and nasty as it gets.
During this, the wive comes out wrapped in a sheet and slipping around that guy - then ignoring him begging her to stay as she goes downstairs to her husband. As the husband and wife were now walking to the car, the man on the balcony rages out as loud as he could so everyone in the complex could hear "I ****ed your wife, man, I screwed your wife every way there is - ****ing your wife was the best damn ****ing I ever had!!!"
The husband turns around, still no anger in his voice, calling back up to him "Now you know why I want her back."
It takes all kinds.
There, he saw and heard a man down in the courtyard loudly but not angrily calling out his wife's name and for her to come home - over and over - ignoring what the man at the railing on the 2nd story was shouting at him. The man on the 2nd story was shouting down at the husband in full graphic details all the ways he had sex with that man's wife all night and that they were still going that morning -making it as pornographic and nasty as it gets.
During this, the wive comes out wrapped in a sheet and slipping around that guy - then ignoring him begging her to stay as she goes downstairs to her husband. As the husband and wife were now walking to the car, the man on the balcony rages out as loud as he could so everyone in the complex could hear "I ****ed your wife, man, I screwed your wife every way there is - ****ing your wife was the best damn ****ing I ever had!!!"
The husband turns around, still no anger in his voice, calling back up to him "Now you know why I want her back."
It takes all kinds.