I had a doctor prescribe me lortabs when I had an ingrown toenail removed. The frequency with which they hand out these things is ridiculous.
My own personal story from a few years back....
The wife and I went to a restaurant we really wanted to return to, and this was the only night for a couple months that they had reservations. It was a Saturday. I felt a bit off beforehand and my cheeks felt slightly puffy, but nothing seemed too far out of the ordinary.
Half way through the meal, a stabbing pain grows in the lower left corner of my jaw. It gets to the point where I have trouble keeping up with conversation, and there's a very obvious growing swelling around my lower left jaw. Specifically, around a wisdom tooth that came 3/4 of the way in, not fully, but never presented a problem in 10+ years. Well, we can't very well raise a doc at 10 pm and I'm not in enough pain to go to the ER (neither is there any indication of an infection going septic at that point). So we go to an "urgent care center" the next day (which usually costs several grand less than a ****ing ER, billing be damned to hell for all eternity...)
By the time I was talking to the doc, it actually didn't hurt at all. I told them that the night before, that if breaking a bone counts as 10/10*, it was 6/10-8/ 10 the night before, that I'd treated it with 4 advil and - stupidly (don't do this at home) - a few glasses of whiskey on top. That sort of helped me sleep a couple hours. I stressed that I was in no pain whatsoever.
BUT, I also told them that despite the swelling was even greater the next day,
I was in no pain whatsoever, I just wanted a course of antibiotics to treat the obvious infection (it was between the tooth and gum. So yeah, some discomfort). They prescribed me the antibiotics. They also prescribed me 6 Vicodin.
Which, again, I had told them point-blank I didn't need in the first place.
/facepalm.
Fortunately, when I saw my dentist in a few days and explained all this, he did not decide to give me morphine.
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*Of course, the rating system for pain is absurd even if it is the best we can do. I once broke a finger, didn't tell anyone, and finished the wrestling season. That sucked. That's my 10. But I suspect if someone doused me in gas and light me on fire, that would become a 0.2 and being burned alive would become 10.
You can only rate pain against the vestiges of prior personal experience....