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    God Told Him to Save Guns

    ...or maybe it was boy Jesus.



    Jerry Falwell will 'call for civil disobedience' if Virginia Democrats pass gun bans

    Liberty University President Jerry Falwell Jr. said he will "call for civil disobedience" if Virginia Democrats pass several gun control bills...

    Falwell, who became president of the private evangelical Christian university after his father died, has claimed that President Trump and Vice President Mike Pence represent the most faith-friendly White House "ever."
    Who knew God wanted his flock to be armed to the teeth and to be represented by several liars and a thief?
    "Donald Trump is Jesus to followers of Jesus who reject the actual teachings of Jesus."

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    Re: God Told Him to Save Guns

    Quote Originally Posted by calamity View Post
    ...or maybe it was boy Jesus.



    Jerry Falwell will 'call for civil disobedience' if Virginia Democrats pass gun bans



    Who knew God wanted his flock to be armed to the teeth and to be represented by several liars and a thief?


    God of the OT instructed genocide, down to every animal, so Falwell is well within the bounds of the OT. They'd have used AKs back them, if they had'em. It's that Christ version of God that has mollified matters with the NT. Kinda like Mika Brzezinski mollifying Joe Scarborough' politics.

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    Re: God Told Him to Save Guns

    Quote Originally Posted by calamity View Post
    ...or maybe it was boy Jesus.



    Jerry Falwell will 'call for civil disobedience' if Virginia Democrats pass gun bans



    Who knew God wanted his flock to be armed to the teeth and to be represented by several liars and a thief?

    Well, he ought to get his mob together and start up Rt 29 toward Charlottesville!

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    Re: God Told Him to Save Guns

    Quote Originally Posted by TomFitz View Post
    Well, he ought to get his mob together and start up Rt 29 toward Charlottesville!
    They already know the way.
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    Falwell is an idiot...
    "For the creation was subjected to futility, not by its own will, but through the one who subjected it, on the basis of hope that the creation itself will also be set free from enslavement to corruption and have the glorious freedom of the children of God. " Romans 8:20,21

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    Re: God Told Him to Save Guns

    Quote Originally Posted by calamity View Post
    ...or maybe it was boy Jesus.



    Jerry Falwell will 'call for civil disobedience' if Virginia Democrats pass gun bans



    Who knew God wanted his flock to be armed to the teeth and to be represented by several liars and a thief?
    Ummmm, even conservatives know what a loon Falwell is. It would be like me saying you listen to every word Maxine Waters has to say, including, "Impee foady fie. Impee foady fie" with her fist raised to an adoring crowd in a living room.
    When the debate is lost, the loser resorts to slander.

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    Somebody mention Maxine...

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    "For the creation was subjected to futility, not by its own will, but through the one who subjected it, on the basis of hope that the creation itself will also be set free from enslavement to corruption and have the glorious freedom of the children of God. " Romans 8:20,21

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    Re: God Told Him to Save Guns

    Quote Originally Posted by Paradoxical View Post
    Ummmm, even conservatives know what a loon Falwell is. It would be like me saying you listen to every word Maxine Waters has to say, including, "Impee foady fie. Impee foady fie" with her fist raised to an adoring crowd in a living room.
    So, you're saying the God and guns crowd are dumber than Maxine. I agree.
    "Donald Trump is Jesus to followers of Jesus who reject the actual teachings of Jesus."

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    Re: God Told Him to Save Guns

    Quote Originally Posted by calamity View Post
    So, you're saying the God and guns crowd are dumber than Maxine. I agree.
    I think they are probably on a par with each other.

    Why do you think all conservatives are gun toting bible bangers? I detest all religion as being the opiate of the masses and to keep humans in check.
    When the debate is lost, the loser resorts to slander.

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    Re: God Told Him to Save Guns

    Quote Originally Posted by Paradoxical View Post
    I think they are probably on a par with each other.

    Why do you think all conservatives are gun toting bible bangers? I detest all religion as being the opiate of the masses and to keep humans in check.
    I'm conservative enough not to vote for anyone who aligns with assholes like Falwell. They're not.
    "Donald Trump is Jesus to followers of Jesus who reject the actual teachings of Jesus."

    Found on twitter

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