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Spork Attack

Bodi

Bodi

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Bodhisattva said:
Gun advocates argue that guns will help defend innocent people and I often argued that this was a flawed argument... BUT, had this innocent woman been armed with a Glock, she would have been able to fend off a dangerous spork attack while she was dining.

Woman Hospitalized After Plastic Spork Attack At SF Restaurant – CBS San Francisco

Maybe guns are necessary...
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This sounds like a thread that is NOT designed to illicit an intelligent dialogue :mrgreen:
 
The 4 attackers are described as women between the ages of 18-20. Wow...they really went out of their way on that description!
 
VanceMack said:
The 4 attackers are described as women between the ages of 18-20. Wow...they really went out of their way on that description!
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cat fight??
 
When will our country finally pass sensible plasticware legislation.

No one needs to use a spork.

These women only used a spork to compensate for small breast size.

If only we had more No Spork Zones we could eliminate these attacks by assault utensils
 
Chillfolks said:
When will our country finally pass sensible plasticware legislation.

No one needs to use a spork.

These women only used a spork to compensate for small breast size.

If only we had more No Spork Zones we could eliminate these attacks by assault utensils
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Damn, I guess an electric carving knife is akin to one of these!

 
Bodhisattva said:
Gun advocates argue that guns will help defend innocent people and I often argued that this was a flawed argument... BUT, had this innocent woman been armed with a Glock, she would have been able to fend off a dangerous spork attack while she was dining.

Woman Hospitalized After Plastic Spork Attack At SF Restaurant – CBS San Francisco

Maybe guns are necessary...
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I anticipate the SF City Council will pass an anti-spork ordinance and remove then from school cafeterias before the end of the week. Maybe force diners be licensed to use sporks.

When sporks are outlawed only outlaws will have sporks.
 
Chillfolks said:
Electric knife my ass you mean the the A bomb of the kitchen
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I thought that was the deadly Cuisinart. Genocide machine on bananas!!
 
TurtleDude said:
I thought that was the deadly Cuisinart. Genocide machine on bananas!!
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Don't even get me started on how much of a sadistic psychopath one must be to own a crock pot
 
Chillfolks said:
Don't even get me started on how much of a sadistic psychopath one must be to own a crock pot
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A spit to roast pigs is barbaric too!! Miss Piggy still has nightmares after seeing one of her friends end up picnic fare after being skewered and roasted on that medieval-esque torture device!
 
A sport ain’t nothin’ but a leaky spoon.
 
Bodhisattva said:
It is really poor taste to make fun of a person that was attacked and maimed...
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Then maybe you shouldn't have used her maiming as satire about firearms....

think about it.
 
jaeger19 said:
Then maybe you shouldn't have used her maiming as satire about firearms....

think about it.
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It is important to remember the victims of heinous attacks...
 
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