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Now this is some great crime control that comes from a man controlling his own gun

TurtleDude

TurtleDude

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Marine ?apologizes? for not shooting mugger, what he did instead was so much better - Ride Brotherhood

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives.
You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings.
I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I’d like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn’t expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head … isn’t it?!
 
I'd seen something similar before but the circumstances were a little different so i checked it out. It's fake news. It first originated in 2009 and over the years there have been many different versions and different cities named as the location of the felonious interaction. The original author had this to say.

There was no mugging: the whole tale was a work of fiction meant to help its author work off some steam from having had his home broken into. Of its creation, he says, “I mean, all it took was a couple of beers, some aggravation towards the local criminal population, and five to ten minutes at the keyboard.”

He has since seen his fanciful tale reworked to further various agendas and says of that process “I’m starting to see people alter the hell out of it for political and other reasons, and quite frankly, that just irritates the **** out of me.”

https://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/mugger.asp
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Serenity said:
I'd seen something similar before but the circumstances were a little different so i checked it out. It's fake news. It first originated in 2009 and over the years there have been many different versions and different cities named as the location of the felonious interaction. The original author had this to say.
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that's why the bottom line of the article I posted stated this


We have no way to authenticate this story, but that doesn’t make it any less funny!

btw when I got mugged, the mugger I didn't shoot did crap himself when I put the gun in his face, the lead detective gave me some grief about the smell of his car after taking the non-shot suspect to jail
 
Serenity said:
I'd seen something similar before but the circumstances were a little different so i checked it out. It's fake news. It first originated in 2009 and over the years there have been many different versions and different cities named as the location of the felonious interaction. The original author had this to say.
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:lol: Post of the Month
 
TurtleDude said:
Marine ?apologizes? for not shooting mugger, what he did instead was so much better - Ride Brotherhood

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives.
You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings.
I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I’d like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn’t expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head … isn’t it?!
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Shock the poor girl? You wouldn't do that. So, give me the wallet!

;)
 
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