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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Is it true, Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle named "This smells like my vagina"?

If so, one work for Gwyneth- - Disgusting.

Can anyone confirm whether this is true or fake.
 
Outlook said:
Is it true, Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle named "This smells like my vagina"?

If so, one work for Gwyneth- - Disgusting.

Can anyone confirm whether this is true or fake.
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I read it on FOX so it can't possibly be true. Then again, it's Hollywood so it's totally possible.
 
The media's been reporting they're sold-out and back-ordered ...
 
So many missed out on their first shot at a sniff.
 
Chomsky said:
I can see where this thread is heading ... :mrgreen:
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Not all that far to go from where it started!


These customers are probably registered to vote........


Who’s going to be the first one to say “no it doesn’t?”
 
Outlook said:
Is it true, Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle named "This smells like my vagina"?

If so, one work for Gwyneth- - Disgusting.

Can anyone confirm whether this is true or fake.
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She's so unaware that she announces her morning routine includes have alkaline water with...... wait for it.... lemon juice.

I can't even.
 
Rexedgar said:
Not all that far to go from where it started!


These customers are probably registered to vote........


Who’s going to be the first one to say “no it doesn’t?”
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Yep, it's just P.R./Marketing. The guy that sold "Pet Rocks" in the 70's sold over one million of the things in the first six months!
 
Chomsky said:
Yep, it's just P.R./Marketing. The guy that sold "Pet Rocks" in the 70's sold over one million of the things in the first six months!
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A couple of quotes come to mind:

“All cats are grey in the dark.” - Ben Franklin

“You’ve seen one ghetto, you’ve seen them all.” - Spiro Agnew

“All cooter is the same, just some are a little better than others.” - unknown
 
Damn Gwyneth. I was about to market candles that smelled like Trump's fingers.

The candles are a bit smaller than Gwyneth's, but the fragrance was very similar.

Now what do I do?
 
1. I do not know who this Paltrow person is.

2. But she should be ashamed of herself.

3. In this day of #MeToo, how dare she speak like that!

4. Apparently, it's OK for women to be vulgar, but Heaven forbid if a man should say even one word that a woman might consider misogynistic.
 
There are no words...
 
Does anyone care or does it even matter?
 
:inandout:

(I am curious if anyone will pick up on that bit of irony.)
 
less right said:
Damn Gwyneth. I was about to market candles that smelled like Trump's fingers.

The candles are a bit smaller than Gwyneth's, but the fragrance was very similar.

Now what do I do?
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LOL Take it to market. I'd buy a few to give to my republican friends. lol
 
She is obsessed with vaginas. She thinks putting jade stones up there will help with sexual energy (or something) and also does "vaginal steaming".
 
Reminds me of the joke about the old blind gentleman who tipped his hat and said, "Good morning ladies" as he passed the fish market.
 
Moot said:
LOL Take it to market. I'd buy a few to give to my republican friends. lol
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Their authentic size makes them great for birthday cakes.

I was also working on "Big Mac and fries" fragrance too.
 
Lutherf said:
I read it on FOX so it can't possibly be true. Then again, it's Hollywood so it's totally possible.
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I wonder how sales are going? At $75 a crack, pun intended, I'll stick to electric illumination.
 
Outlook said:
Is it true, Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle named "This smells like my vagina"?

If so, one work for Gwyneth- - Disgusting.

Can anyone confirm whether this is true or fake.
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The ad is sung to the tune of “My Sharona!”

She is America’s neurotic little sister!
 
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