Rep. Matt Gaetz Thinks Kangaroo Courts Are Run By Captain Kangaroo

Gaetz, surely a future Pulitzer Prize winner, told reporters, "What we see in this impeachment is a kangaroo court and Chairman Schiff is acting like a malicious Captain Kangaroo." And I? Personally? Would like to be blasted directly into the sun as soon as humanly possible. Thanks!

For those of you who, like Rep. Gaetz, don't feel like doing a Wikipedia search, let me explain what a kangaroo court is. The term refers to tribunals that ignore due process and judicial standings, proceeding by great leaps. You know, like a kangaroo does with its hind legs and such. It originated in the 1800s and, like most other terms in the English language, it was all downhill from there.

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And what would be Panhandle politics without a dead body? Gaetz’s roommate at Florida State University was reportedly found dead under suspicious circumstances while they were undergraduate students. The same political machine that drove Sansom from office was used to cover up the circumstances of the roommate’s death. Sources close to the investigation of the death, however, told WMR that the Florida Department of Law Enforcement investigated the death as a possible homicide but the agency was later politically-pressured to rule it a suicide. As with Gaetz’s multiple DWIs, the suspicious death of his college roommate was buried by Florida authorities and the university.

Matt Gaetz later, according to WMR’s sources in the 1st Congressional District, became involved in a gay relationship with a well-known pastor of an evangelical mega-church in Fort Walton Beach. Matt Gaetz is running for the U.S. Congress as a traditional “family values” and anti-gay rights conservative. Gaetz has also endorsed GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump.

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Gaetz, surely a future Pulitzer Prize winner, told reporters, "What we see in this impeachment is a kangaroo court and Chairman Schiff is acting like a malicious Captain Kangaroo." And I? Personally? Would like to be blasted directly into the sun as soon as humanly possible. Thanks!

For those of you who, like Rep. Gaetz, don't feel like doing a Wikipedia search, let me explain what a kangaroo court is. The term refers to tribunals that ignore due process and judicial standings, proceeding by great leaps. You know, like a kangaroo does with its hind legs and such. It originated in the 1800s and, like most other terms in the English language, it was all downhill from there.

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And what would be Panhandle politics without a dead body? Gaetz’s roommate at Florida State University was reportedly found dead under suspicious circumstances while they were undergraduate students. The same political machine that drove Sansom from office was used to cover up the circumstances of the roommate’s death. Sources close to the investigation of the death, however, told WMR that the Florida Department of Law Enforcement investigated the death as a possible homicide but the agency was later politically-pressured to rule it a suicide. As with Gaetz’s multiple DWIs, the suspicious death of his college roommate was buried by Florida authorities and the university.

Matt Gaetz later, according to WMR’s sources in the 1st Congressional District, became involved in a gay relationship with a well-known pastor of an evangelical mega-church in Fort Walton Beach. Matt Gaetz is running for the U.S. Congress as a traditional “family values” and anti-gay rights conservative. Gaetz has also endorsed GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump.

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Trippy Trekker said:

Meet Rep. Matt Gaetz, one of the more colorful Florida Panhandle elected Trumpers. Honestly, I don't think AOC holds a candle to Matt Gaetz when it comes to leading a Clown Show!

Rep. Matt Gaetz Thinks Kangaroo Courts Are Run by Captain Kangaroo

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Florida Panhandle’s GOP politics: Sex, lies, and dead bodies | Intrepid Report.com

Can you identify a more despicable current member of the U.S. House of Representatives?

As much as I love Florida, would fight for Florida, I would certainly entertain selling the Florida Panhandle to Alabama for the right price!

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Chillfolks said:

A politician saying something stupid, that is just amazing it probably has never happened before today.

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US&THEM said:

Gaetz, Jordan, Scalise and Meadows are selling their souls.

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tres borrachos said:

They've already sold their souls to the devil we know better as Donald Trump.

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Chillfolks said:

A politician saying something stupid, that is just amazing it probably has never happened before today.

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US&THEM said:

Nunes, Gaetz, Jordan and Meadows are done, only a matter of time before Trump turns on them. Scalise may have a chance if he stays low.

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Trippy Trekker said:

Meet Rep. Matt Gaetz, one of the more colorful Florida Panhandle elected Trumpers. Honestly, I don't think AOC holds a candle to Matt Gaetz when it comes to leading a Clown Show!

Rep. Matt Gaetz Thinks Kangaroo Courts Are Run by Captain Kangaroo

https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2019/07/gaetzmugshot.png?resize=1200,630&quality=65



Florida Panhandle’s GOP politics: Sex, lies, and dead bodies | Intrepid Report.com

Can you identify a more despicable current member of the U.S. House of Representatives?

As much as I love Florida, would fight for Florida, I would certainly entertain selling the Florida Panhandle to Alabama for the right price!

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Superfly said:

Gaetz was probably just drunk again. As long as he’s on TV yammering, he’s not driving drunk. :shrug:

I will say that he has surpassed Ted Cruz as the most punchable face in America.

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haymarket said:

Matt Gaetz is the last clown of 20 to exit the cramped clown car and smells of ass all evening long.

And he likes it.

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RaleBulgarian said:

The two certainly deserve to be in at least the top 10, but I believe they come after Stephen Miller, and Tucker Carlson.

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