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Trump wants to purchase Greenland...

Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal to purchase Greenland, the government of Denmark has announced that it would be interested in buying the United States instead.

“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime, pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations.

If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.​

Hilarious retort.
 
You're proving my point. Even when you have nothing to say about the topic you all feel it necesarry to insult him and the people who voted for him.

We all get it,, the left is unhappy that they did not get their way in 2016.

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I have plenty to say about this. Such as, Trump is acting like an idiot (as usual) and humiliating the entire country on an international level. But we're all getting used to that, right?
 
Two of those aren't running for President. Try again.

They don't have to be running for president to be part of the three stooges. Larry, Curly, and Moe never ran, either.
 
I have plenty to say about this. Such as, Trump is acting like an idiot (as usual) and humiliating the entire country on an international level. But we're all getting used to that, right?
Instead of being vauge and ambiguous, be specific. Why do you think he is an idiot?

Because he wants to stop illegal immigration?
Because he wants to create a more equal trade balance with other nations?
Because he wants to get N Korea to denuclearize?

While you're at it also explain how he has humiliated our country?



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Hmm... if AGW predictions are to be believed then acquiring a (near future?) more temperate (even tropical?) land mass may be a wise investment. ;)

That's why we should take Canada. With climate change, a lot of it will thaw out and there's plenty of raw resources in them thar hills.
 
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal to purchase Greenland, the government of Denmark has announced that it would be interested in buying the United States instead.

“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime, pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations.

If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.​

Hilarious retort.

I mean, a good education and healthcare system would be really nice.
 
That's why we should take Canada. With climate change, a lot of it will thaw out and there's plenty of raw resources in them thar hills.

I was not aware that you could be so aggressive.
 
For you a special price.....

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Cool, I'll give you my change jar for it, i know trump would pay more but really who would you rather have as a neighbor???
:2wave:
 
Laugh all you want. Like I said before, I'll be here on 4 Nov 2020. Will you?

Maybe for a bit, however hunting and trapping season will be open so my time will be limited.
 
I mean, a good education and healthcare system would be really nice.

As would sending trump to north korea or russia where he belongs.
 
Denmark Offers to Buy U.S.

COPENHAGEN (The Borowitz Report)—After rebuffing Donald J. Trump’s hypothetical proposal to purchase Greenland, the government of Denmark has announced that it would be interested in buying the United States instead.

“As we have stated, Greenland is not for sale,” a spokesperson for the Danish government said on Friday. “We have noted, however, that during the Trump regime, pretty much everything in the United States, including its government, has most definitely been for sale.”

“Denmark would be interested in purchasing the United States in its entirety, with the exception of its government,” the spokesperson added.

A key provision of the purchase offer, the spokesperson said, would be the relocation of Donald Trump to another country “to be determined,” with Russia and North Korea cited as possible destinations.

If Denmark’s bid for the United States is accepted, the Scandinavian nation has ambitious plans for its new acquisition. “We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” the spokesperson said.​

Hilarious retort.


That is perfect!!!
 
However those are two things Republicans will appose with their dying breath...

Well Denmark wasn't going to take our government, we can leave DC to itself.

Though would we have to like Hamlet?
 
Well Denmark wasn't going to take our government, we can leave DC to itself.

Though would we have to like Hamlet?

If I remember correctly DC is not a state, I don't think they even have a star on the flag.

I bet we could probably give that cesspool at will...
 
If I remember correctly DC is not a state, I don't think they even have a star on the flag.

I bet we could probably give that cesspool at will...

Just dig a moat around it and build a wall, lol.
 
Well Denmark wasn't going to take our government, we can leave DC to itself.

Though would we have to like Hamlet?


Oh and I happen to like Hamlet, once a decade or so...
 
Just dig a moat around it and build a wall, lol.


I doubt we could get federal funding, however between a go fund me ad and volunteers I think we could make it happen...
 
I doubt we could get federal funding, however between a go fund me ad and volunteers I think we could make it happen...

DC's not that big, I'm sure we can do it. Let them eat cake....we'll have danishes.
 
Instead of being vauge and ambiguous, be specific. Why do you think he is an idiot?

Because he wants to stop illegal immigration?
Because he wants to create a more equal trade balance with other nations?
Because he wants to get N Korea to denuclearize?

While you're at it also explain how he has humiliated our country?



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Because he has no clue how to accomplish any of the above, and because he says he wants to purchase Greenland.

oh, and because of the other silly stuff he says on a daily basis.
 
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