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Twenty Million Witnesses Come Forward Claiming They Saw Kavanaugh Lie Under Oath

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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...rd-claiming-they-saw-kavanaugh-lie-under-oath

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As the F.B.I. hurries to complete its supplemental background check of the Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, twenty million witnesses have come forward claiming that they saw Kavanaugh lie under oath.

According to the witnesses, they can remember the place where they saw Kavanaugh lie, a hearing room in the United States Senate, and the exact date and time, this past Thursday afternoon.

Despite the striking similarity of their stories, the twenty million witnesses to Kavanaugh’s mendacity said that they were having trouble getting in touch with the F.B.I., even though lying to the Senate is a federal crime and thus within the Bureau’s jurisdiction.

“I called my local F.B.I. office and was told to call the Bureau’s toll-free tip line,” Harland Dorrinson, a resident of Toledo, Ohio, said. “I did that, but the mailbox for Kavanaugh tips was full.”

Carol Foyler, a Mobile, Alabama, resident who said that she, too, witnessed Kavanaugh lie under oath, expressed frustration at the artificial deadline of the F.B.I.’s probe. “One week is not nearly enough time to interview twenty million people,” she said.

In Washington, Senator Lindsey Graham furiously rejected the witnesses’ version of events, arguing, “This is a classic case of he-said/twenty million said.”
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Kavanaugh told enough lies to the Senate under oath on TV that his nomination looks pretty unlikely.
 
A satirical humour colum is what you started a thread about. That's like posting an Onion article and taking it serious.
 
Chillfolks said:
A satirical humour colum is what you started a thread about. That's like posting an Onion article and taking it serious.
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If it is not positive to Judge Kavanaugh, you can be sure Jack, will spam post a thread about it.
 
Renae said:
If it is not positive to Judge Kavanaugh, you can be sure Jack, will spam post a thread about it.
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He should change his handle to SureSpamsAlot.
 
Renae said:
If it is not positive to Judge Kavanaugh, you can be sure Jack, will spam post a thread about it.
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I'm not sure of he mistook for something other than humour or if he thought others wouldn't spot that's it's just humour
 
Chillfolks said:
I'm not sure of he mistook for something other than humour or if he thought others wouldn't spot that's it's just humour
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Twinty-million people did watch him lie under oath last Thursday. There is nothing funny about watching a man ruin his career in public.
 
Chillfolks said:
A satirical humour colum is what you started a thread about. That's like posting an Onion article and taking it serious.
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Sadly, almost every story about Donald Trump and his presidency is virtually indecipherable from an Onion article. Even Saturday night lives sketches about the administration are saner than the actual things Trump says and does. They're basically just regurgitating the facts about what he said, and it's so ridiculous that it serves as satire of Trump by itself.
 
JacksinPA said:
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...rd-claiming-they-saw-kavanaugh-lie-under-oath

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As the F.B.I. hurries to complete its supplemental background check of the Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, twenty million witnesses have come forward claiming that they saw Kavanaugh lie under oath.

According to the witnesses, they can remember the place where they saw Kavanaugh lie, a hearing room in the United States Senate, and the exact date and time, this past Thursday afternoon.

Despite the striking similarity of their stories, the twenty million witnesses to Kavanaugh’s mendacity said that they were having trouble getting in touch with the F.B.I., even though lying to the Senate is a federal crime and thus within the Bureau’s jurisdiction.

“I called my local F.B.I. office and was told to call the Bureau’s toll-free tip line,” Harland Dorrinson, a resident of Toledo, Ohio, said. “I did that, but the mailbox for Kavanaugh tips was full.”

Carol Foyler, a Mobile, Alabama, resident who said that she, too, witnessed Kavanaugh lie under oath, expressed frustration at the artificial deadline of the F.B.I.’s probe. “One week is not nearly enough time to interview twenty million people,” she said.

In Washington, Senator Lindsey Graham furiously rejected the witnesses’ version of events, arguing, “This is a classic case of he-said/twenty million said.”
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Kavanaugh told enough lies to the Senate under oath on TV that his nomination looks pretty unlikely.
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Oh yes, I'm sure that the NewYorker really interviewed 20 million people or received 20 million letters..all of which they read of course. :roll:

Seriously?
 
JacksinPA said:
Twinty-million people did watch him lie under oath last Thursday. There is nothing funny about watching a man ruin his career in public.
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Oh , but a fool posting a satire opinion article trying to pretend it has some legitamite value is funny. No it's actually more sad that some people are so blinded by partisan hatred they get suckered into posting it . You are ruining your reputation by posting these humour columns in a very public fashion. Keep up the good work
 
JacksinPA said:
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...rd-claiming-they-saw-kavanaugh-lie-under-oath

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As the F.B.I. hurries to complete its supplemental background check of the Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, twenty million witnesses have come forward claiming that they saw Kavanaugh lie under oath.

According to the witnesses, they can remember the place where they saw Kavanaugh lie, a hearing room in the United States Senate, and the exact date and time, this past Thursday afternoon.

Despite the striking similarity of their stories, the twenty million witnesses to Kavanaugh’s mendacity said that they were having trouble getting in touch with the F.B.I., even though lying to the Senate is a federal crime and thus within the Bureau’s jurisdiction.

“I called my local F.B.I. office and was told to call the Bureau’s toll-free tip line,” Harland Dorrinson, a resident of Toledo, Ohio, said. “I did that, but the mailbox for Kavanaugh tips was full.”

Carol Foyler, a Mobile, Alabama, resident who said that she, too, witnessed Kavanaugh lie under oath, expressed frustration at the artificial deadline of the F.B.I.’s probe. “One week is not nearly enough time to interview twenty million people,” she said.

In Washington, Senator Lindsey Graham furiously rejected the witnesses’ version of events, arguing, “This is a classic case of he-said/twenty million said.”
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Kavanaugh told enough lies to the Senate under oath on TV that his nomination looks pretty unlikely.
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:lol: :shock:
 
JacksinPA said:
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...rd-claiming-they-saw-kavanaugh-lie-under-oath

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As the F.B.I. hurries to complete its supplemental background check of the Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, twenty million witnesses have come forward claiming that they saw Kavanaugh lie under oath.

According to the witnesses, they can remember the place where they saw Kavanaugh lie, a hearing room in the United States Senate, and the exact date and time, this past Thursday afternoon.

Despite the striking similarity of their stories, the twenty million witnesses to Kavanaugh’s mendacity said that they were having trouble getting in touch with the F.B.I., even though lying to the Senate is a federal crime and thus within the Bureau’s jurisdiction.

“I called my local F.B.I. office and was told to call the Bureau’s toll-free tip line,” Harland Dorrinson, a resident of Toledo, Ohio, said. “I did that, but the mailbox for Kavanaugh tips was full.”

Carol Foyler, a Mobile, Alabama, resident who said that she, too, witnessed Kavanaugh lie under oath, expressed frustration at the artificial deadline of the F.B.I.’s probe. “One week is not nearly enough time to interview twenty million people,” she said.

In Washington, Senator Lindsey Graham furiously rejected the witnesses’ version of events, arguing, “This is a classic case of he-said/twenty million said.”
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Kavanaugh told enough lies to the Senate under oath on TV that his nomination looks pretty unlikely.
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... :lamo ... good grief, how much more desperate can the left get ... :lamo
 
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