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This is a great analogy for what happened. It's at the top of Reddit right now, so I figure it could use it's own thread:
It's like a family member is dating this really awesome and cool guy (obama), and he comes to the family gatherings and is an instant hit and everything's great.
But then they break up, and at the next family dinner she shows up with this ... guy. And you think "What a nob! But maybe I only dislike him because I miss the last guy so much, I should give him a fair chance".
Then the new guy gets drunk, grabs your mom's *****, urinates in your cousin's tuba and tells your great grandma an off-colour joke involving a cob of corn and the reproductive tract of a gorilla. And you think, "No, this guy is just a nob".
And you try and try to like the new guy, for your family member's sake, but deep down inside, all you can do is miss the last guy and wonder what the hell your family did wrong to deserve this human carbuncle.
I'll take credit for this paragraph but not the top ^ :
Also the fact that he has millions of instagram followers and his own personal fan club of girls that follow him everywhere (Yes, they are waiting in the driveway in his Tesla) cheering him on and demanding that you give him a chance because he is the best, and that the girl is lucky to have him, irks you and the family. They say these things despite all evidence to the contrary.
It's like a family member is dating this really awesome and cool guy (obama), and he comes to the family gatherings and is an instant hit and everything's great.
But then they break up, and at the next family dinner she shows up with this ... guy. And you think "What a nob! But maybe I only dislike him because I miss the last guy so much, I should give him a fair chance".
Then the new guy gets drunk, grabs your mom's *****, urinates in your cousin's tuba and tells your great grandma an off-colour joke involving a cob of corn and the reproductive tract of a gorilla. And you think, "No, this guy is just a nob".
And you try and try to like the new guy, for your family member's sake, but deep down inside, all you can do is miss the last guy and wonder what the hell your family did wrong to deserve this human carbuncle.
I'll take credit for this paragraph but not the top ^ :
Also the fact that he has millions of instagram followers and his own personal fan club of girls that follow him everywhere (Yes, they are waiting in the driveway in his Tesla) cheering him on and demanding that you give him a chance because he is the best, and that the girl is lucky to have him, irks you and the family. They say these things despite all evidence to the contrary.