1. Dr. Mehmet Oz
2. Dr. Phil
3. Twenty years of sensationalist tabloid daytime schlock TV talk show episodes.
4. A huge 20 year "question mark" relationship with Stedman Graham.
Can you imagine Dr. Oz the QUACK in charge of health care? Haven't we been scammed enough?
Can you imagine Dr. Phil as a White House chief adviser?
Look, Oprah is brilliant in many areas, she is indeed a natural born leader, she IS indeed a self made success story. She does have some incredibly good social and moral values, from a liberal perspective.
The world loves this lady.
That said, she clearly flunked science class, and despite her good heart, has a gullibility problem in some areas. And if Dr. Phil isn't a sign of her gullibility, then she harbors some real evil in there.
I sincerely hope she's just gullible instead.
This is what happens when you look to celebrities as presidential timber, it's a BAD IDEA, it's ALWAYS BEEN a bad idea, and just picking nicer and better celebrities doesn't change the fact that it is still a VERY BAD IDEA.
So, much as I would relish the idea of having a black woman like Oprah in the White House if only to make Republican heads explode, it is still, as I just said, a VERY bad idea.
It would be entertaining for a while, and then Dr. Phil would open his mouth and we might all wind up dead. Or Dr. Oz would design our new health care system and again, we might all wind up dead.
Or Oprah might also try her hand at foreign policy, something else I know she's lacking in.
And we might still all wind up dead...even though YOU get a car, and YOU get a car, and YOU get a car!!
We'd still all be dead.
And Kim Jong Un might wind up with a bunch of new cars.