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he Top 10 Reasons Donald Trump Is Refusing to Throw Out the First Pitch

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he Top 10 Reasons Donald Trump Is Refusing to Throw Out the First Pitch of Baseball Season

These are the top 10 reasons Donald Trump is refusing to throw out the first pitch of the Nationals' baseball season.

10. Gesture would implicitly condone actions of Cuban players who helped Ted Cruz's dad shoot President Kennedy in the head

9. Hands too small, can't grab ball

8. Unclear where ball should be grabbed anyway given that it doesn't have a (fill in the blank)

7. Players are too old and too male to make for good locker-room sleazeball creeping

6. Upset that Obama beat out Mike Trout for ISIS MVP award despite worse advanced stats

5. Disappointed when someone told him there are no Trump University alums playing in the game because Trump University didn't have a baseball team and was, in fact, a high-pressure sales scam rather than a real institution of higher learning

4. Presence of actual, complete, non-imaginary wall in outfield makes him jealous

3. Can't sleep because he keeps seeing this on the inside of his eyelids every time he tries to get even a moment's peace. By God, her visage haunts his very dreams

2. Would probably be booed mercilessly given that he has an extremely low approval rating and would be appearing in a city in which he only got four percent of the vote anyway

1. Still upset about 1947 integration of the major leagues



Or ... the best reason is ... there are real pictures on the internet showing he's no better than President Obama :lamo


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I couldn't care less about Trump pitching a baseball. There's plenty of pressing issues at hand we should be focusing on, rather than on petty crap like this.
 
I couldn't care less about Trump pitching a baseball. There's plenty of pressing issues at hand we should be focusing on, rather than on petty crap like this.

Yeah, like DJT putting ketch on his steak. :)
 
My opinion:

With the majority and the vast numbers of citizens disapproving of him, I think he's afraid to go to a neutral public venue or in the public-at-large.

So he holes-up in the White House or Mar A Largo, and only ventures-out to Hannity, his controlled rallies, and other friendly or partisan venues.

He is not a man of the People.
 
My opinion:

With the majority and the vast numbers of citizens disapproving of him, I think he's afraid to go to a neutral public venue or in the public-at-large.

So he holes-up in the White House or Mar A Largo, and only ventures-out to Hannity, his controlled rallies, and other friendly or partisan venues.

He is not a man of the People.

I'll just say what we're all thinking. Trump didn't want to throw out the pitch because he knew he would get booed.
 
Well, naturally. Nobody wants to catch peasant diseases. They're filthy!
Yep, he might catch such un-Trumpian diseases as humility, compassion, understanding, empathy, etc. Diseases of which Trump has no knowledge or experience, and which he greatly fears.
 
My opinion:

With the majority and the vast numbers of citizens disapproving of him, I think he's afraid to go to a neutral public venue or in the public-at-large.

So he holes-up in the White House or Mar A Largo, and only ventures-out to Hannity, his controlled rallies, and other friendly or partisan venues.

He is not a man of the People.

This. He believes, with good reason, when he walks out on that field he will be greeted by a chorus of boos.
 
I couldn't care less about Trump pitching a baseball. There's plenty of pressing issues at hand we should be focusing on, rather than on petty crap like this.

It was done tongue and cheek. You used to be fun, now you just take yourself and your imaginary Mod badge way too serious.
 
he Top 10 Reasons Donald Trump Is Refusing to Throw Out the First Pitch of Baseball Season

These are the top 10 reasons Donald Trump is refusing to throw out the first pitch of the Nationals' baseball season.

10. Gesture would implicitly condone actions of Cuban players who helped Ted Cruz's dad shoot President Kennedy in the head

9. Hands too small, can't grab ball

8. Unclear where ball should be grabbed anyway given that it doesn't have a (fill in the blank)

7. Players are too old and too male to make for good locker-room sleazeball creeping

6. Upset that Obama beat out Mike Trout for ISIS MVP award despite worse advanced stats

5. Disappointed when someone told him there are no Trump University alums playing in the game because Trump University didn't have a baseball team and was, in fact, a high-pressure sales scam rather than a real institution of higher learning

4. Presence of actual, complete, non-imaginary wall in outfield makes him jealous

3. Can't sleep because he keeps seeing this on the inside of his eyelids every time he tries to get even a moment's peace. By God, her visage haunts his very dreams

2. Would probably be booed mercilessly given that he has an extremely low approval rating and would be appearing in a city in which he only got four percent of the vote anyway

1. Still upset about 1947 integration of the major leagues



Or ... the best reason is ... there are real pictures on the internet showing he's no better than President Obama :lamo


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Holy ****!


He really DOES have tiny hands!


Look at the top picture...he can't even get his biggest fingers around a hard ball.

That explains a lot.
 
I'll just say what we're all thinking. Trump didn't want to throw out the pitch because he knew he would get booed.

That too.

He's also terrified at the idea of a bad pitch.

One picture can destroy a political career. A man named Robert Stanfield decided to play catch with a football with the press while waiting to board a plane. He caught every one until he fumbled

[video]https://iconicphotos.org/2009/08/15/robert-stanfield-fumbles/[/video]

Trump knows he doesn't have the athleticism.
 
he Top 10 Reasons Donald Trump Is Refusing to Throw Out the First Pitch of Baseball Season

Lol...that's funny. I'm actually going to go with 2.
 
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