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Great review of Donald Trump’s budget
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blog...ll-you-why/?tid=pm_pop&utm_term=.9eaf7fe0f93e
Donald Trump and his staff was so proud and glad of this review that the put it in the White House’s daily newsletter.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blog...e-real-news/?tid=sm_fb&utm_term=.4fd68089f430
All schoolchildren will be taught by an F-35 wearing a Make America Great Again hat. They will also have new school choice options including the choice not to afford any school at all, because at school you are taught things like grammar and pronouns and spelling and history, and these are all potentially inimical to the future we are trying to build. We will also be cutting Meals on Wheels, as well as after-school programs to feed children, because they are not improving performance as we would like. Feed children just to feed them? What are we, SOFT? No. No we are not.
AMERICA WILL BE STRONGER THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN! Anyone who survives will be a gun covered in the fur of a rare mammal, capable of fighting disease with a single muscular flex. RAW POWER! HARD RAW POWER GRRRRRR HISSS POW!
It will be great.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blog...ll-you-why/?tid=pm_pop&utm_term=.9eaf7fe0f93e
Donald Trump and his staff was so proud and glad of this review that the put it in the White House’s daily newsletter.
There are two possible explanations for why the White House daily newsletter included my piece about the budget, a piece composed almost entirely of onomatopoeic noises (PEW PEW! GRRRRRRRR!) typed out in all caps. Either they read it and loved it, especially the part where I wrote that all schoolchildren will be taught by an F-35 in a Make America Great Again hat, or they … did not read it, but liked the headline, “Trump’s budget makes perfect sense and will fix America, and I will tell you why“!
I’m fine with either, honestly. I agree that my articles are much worse if you click on them.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blog...e-real-news/?tid=sm_fb&utm_term=.4fd68089f430