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I just wanted to start the official Trump Whine list here. Take a moment to think about how much you hate Trump, and then post what you think of him. Here is a post from another thread that gives us a great start to the whine list:

RickJames3000 said:
Hmm... I'll consider your suggestion, but I'm still undecided. Here are some other monikers I'm considering:

President-Reject Trump
President of the Counties Trump
President Spray Tan
The Drumpf
Cheeto-in-Chief
****face von Clownstick
Pence's Bitch
Comb-over-in-chief
Groper-in-Chief
Dear Leader Donald
Grand Dragon Donald
The Comrade-in-Chief

and

Illegitimate Donny

This is by no means an exhaustive list.
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Please add some more to this list!
 
You forgot Putin's Merkin!
 
BTW, if you are going to start a thread using one of my posts, you should at least mention that my list was in response to your concerns about how people refer to Trump after his inauguration.
How is this "whining"?
 
EvMetro said:
I just wanted to start the official Trump Whine list here. Take a moment to think about how much you hate Trump, and then post what you think of him. Here is a post from another thread that gives us a great start to the whine list:



Please add some more to this list!
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( Inauguration day safe-space check list )

I write this out of compassion for the hardline left libbies out there. I know this is going to be a challenging day for you but you can make it bearable if prepared. Start preparing your safe-space today, don’t wait to the last minute.

( Media exposer) Block all news outlets except MSNBC on your cable remote. If you extra big boy and girl brave you can include CNN. If you're not into cable news I suggest downloading the last year of the NYT editorial page so you can reread it for comfort. You may also want to consider unplugging your wireless router, It’s rumored that the Russians are going to be breaking the internet with pro Trump propaganda.

( Comfort fort) With some, a safe-space may not be enough so a comfort fort within the safe space may be necessary. Make sure you have plenty of blankets and rope to construct this fort, and don’t forget the hello kitty sleeping bag.

( Shrines and Portraits) Move these shrines and portraits of Obama, Hillary Clinton to your safe-space location, also, put that commemorative Indian head nickel coin featuring Elizabeth Warren in your pocket.

( Stay Busy ) Pull out your collection of Sponge Bob DVDs or any film staring Meryl Streep.

( Comfort Items) Rinse off the secret pacifier you (think) nobody knows about. Line up all your unicorn and kitty stuffed animals so they are in easy reach.

I hope this helps our snowflakes and hardline left brethren.
 
RickJames3000 said:
You forgot Putin's Merkin!
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President-Reject Trump
President of the Counties Trump
President Spray Tan
The Drumpf
Cheeto-in-Chief
****face von Clownstick
Pence's Bitch
Comb-over-in-chief
Groper-in-Chief
Dear Leader Donald
Grand Dragon Donald
The Comrade-in-Chief
Illegitimate Donny
Putin's Merkin
 
RickJames3000 said:
BTW, if you are going to start a thread using one of my posts, you should at least mention that my list was in response to your concerns about how people refer to Trump after his inauguration.
How is this "whining"?
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That thread was about the fact that Trump is now "President" Trump. When you posted your whine list, it inspired me to start an actual whine list thread. Lefties have been protesting democracy for the last two months, throwing tantrums and demanding frivolous recounts, so it is nice for righties to be able to have a whine list where we can see how miserable lefties are after all these tantrums. I have seen far more than the whine list that you posted, so hopefully we can get lefties to post a bunch of them.
 
joG said:
Isn't it spelt Putin's Merkelin?

;)
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Hmm. That took me a moment or two. I kept getting caught up on "spelt". That's like a postmodern misspelling.
 
EvMetro said:
That thread was about the fact that Trump is now "President" Trump. When you posted your whine list, it inspired me to start an actual whine list thread. Lefties have been protesting democracy for the last two months, throwing tantrums and demanding frivolous recounts, so it is nice for righties to be able to have a whine list where we can see how miserable lefties are after all these tantrums. I have seen far more than the whine list that you posted, so hopefully we can get lefties to post a bunch of them.
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Sure. Sure. Whatever.
But how is a list of fun names a "whine"?
 
woodsman said:
( Inauguration day safe-space check list )

I write this out of compassion for the hardline left libbies out there. I know this is going to be a challenging day for you but you can make it bearable if prepared. Start preparing your safe-space today, don’t wait to the last minute.

( Media exposer) Block all news outlets except MSNBC on your cable remote. If you extra big boy and girl brave you can include CNN. If you're not into cable news I suggest downloading the last year of the NYT editorial page so you can reread it for comfort. You may also want to consider unplugging your wireless router, It’s rumored that the Russians are going to be breaking the internet with pro Trump propaganda.

( Comfort fort) With some, a safe-space may not be enough so a comfort fort within the safe space may be necessary. Make sure you have plenty of blankets and rope to construct this fort, and don’t forget the hello kitty sleeping bag.

( Shrines and Portraits) Move these shrines and portraits of Obama, Hillary Clinton to your safe-space location, also, put that commemorative Indian head nickel coin featuring Elizabeth Warren in your pocket.

( Stay Busy ) Pull out your collection of Sponge Bob DVDs or any film staring Meryl Streep.

( Comfort Items) Rinse off the secret pacifier you (think) nobody knows about. Line up all your unicorn and kitty stuffed animals so they are in easy reach.

I hope this helps our snowflakes and hardline left brethren.
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Beautiful! I am thinking some crayons and coloring books could reduce the cortisol levels a little.
 
RickJames3000 said:
Hmm. That took me a moment or two. I kept getting caught up on "spelt". That's like a postmodern misspelling.
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I believe it is more pre modern. ;)
 
RickJames3000 said:
Sure. Sure. Whatever.
But how is a list of fun names a "whine"?
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Many people have speculated as to why we can't smell our own fecal matter. All I know is that you will never see the whine list for what it is. Your whine list sure gives me the warm fuzzies though...
 
EvMetro said:
Many people have speculated as to why we can't smell our own fecal matter. All I know is that you will never see the whine list for what it is. Your whine list sure gives me the warm fuzzies though...
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Um.. ok.

Creepy.

But Ok.
I'll just quietly back out of this thread and leave you to your deviant fantasies.
 
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